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Moments with Bram would always linger.


Rating and Advisories (required): Teen Audiences (None)

Content Warnings (optional): None

Genre: Angst, Fluff, Romance

Tropes: Friendship, Holidays
Completed · Published: 03 Jan 2018 · Updated: 03 Jan 2018 · Words: 1916 · Chapters: 1 · Reviews: 2 · Likes: 3 · Reads: 175

Series: None





"Dad, I-" He stopped. His voice sounded groggy and foreign to his own ears. If he couldn't even say gay aloud to himself, he had no idea how he was going to tell his dad.


Characters: Bram Greenfeld, Simon Spier

Pairings: Bram Greenfeld/Simon Spier (Simon vs. the Homo Sapiens)

Representation: Black, Gay

Story Type: One-Shot

FFT Groups: Hufflepuff
Rating and Advisories (required): Teen Audiences (None)

Content Warnings (optional): None

Genre: Angst, General, Romance

Tropes: Family, Holidays, Parenthood, Religion
Completed · Published: 03 Jan 2018 · Updated: 03 Jan 2018 · Words: 3481 · Chapters: 1 · Reviews: 1 · Likes: 2 · Reads: 155

Series: Blue vs.





It was still surreal to him that there was someone else at his school who was in the closet just like him. His post on the Tumblr wasn't just about being gay; it was about loneliness, and about feeling like he couldn't be open to anyone around him.


Rating and Advisories (required): Mature Audiences (None)

Content Warnings (optional): None

Genre: General, Romance

Tropes: Friendship
Completed · Published: 03 Jan 2018 · Updated: 03 Jan 2018 · Words: 2701 · Chapters: 1 · Reviews: 1 · Likes: 1 · Reads: 32

Series: Blue vs.





"The only reason my parents said yes to helping us rent a condo was because it was my graduation gift and because there were six of us going so it was so cheap. I don't know if they'll pay the extra money."

"Same for my mom," Leah said.

"Well," Abby said slowly, "Why don't we see if we can find someone who wants to go instead?"


Rating and Advisories (required): Mature Audiences (Sexual Content, Substance Abuse)

Content Warnings (optional): None

Genre: AU, Fluff, General, Romance

Tropes: Friendship, Slow Build/Slow Burn
Completed · Published: 05 Nov 2017 · Updated: 06 Nov 2017 · Words: 7041 · Chapters: 1 · Reviews: 0 · Likes: 0 · Reads: 37

Series: None





"So, how was homework?" Alice grinned when Simon started choking on his beverage. Bram took another long drink of the Frostie.

Maybe he wasn't so excited about having a sibling.

Rating and Advisories (required): Mature Audiences (Sexual Content)

Content Warnings (optional): None

Genre: Fluff, General, Romance

Tropes: Family
Completed · Published: 05 Nov 2017 · Updated: 05 Nov 2017 · Words: 2304 · Chapters: 1 · Reviews: 1 · Likes: 0 · Reads: 36

Series: Blue vs.





It wasn’t until she got to the band room that she heard the singing. It was instantly recognizable as the lead singer of her band. Leah hesitated outside the door for a second before turning the handle. Taylor was singing one of the songs they were narrowing down to for their talent show performance, and smiled at Leah without missing a note.


Characters: Leah Burke, Taylor Metternich

Pairings: None

Representation: Bisexual/Biromantic

Story Type: One-Shot

FFT Groups: Hufflepuff
Rating and Advisories (required): Mature Audiences (None)

Content Warnings (optional): None

Genre: Angst, General, Hurt/Comfort

Tropes: Friendship
Incomplete · Published: 05 Nov 2017 · Updated: 05 Nov 2017 · Words: 1792 · Chapters: 1 · Reviews: 1 · Likes: 1 · Reads: 16

Series: None





He felt like he was listening to the conversation from under water. A Dementor was definitely simple and badass. And Jacques said he went to a party on Halloween.


Rating and Advisories (required): Teen Audiences (Substance Abuse)

Content Warnings (optional): None

Genre: General

Tropes: Friendship, Holidays
Completed · Published: 05 Nov 2017 · Updated: 05 Nov 2017 · Words: 2025 · Chapters: 1 · Reviews: 3 · Likes: 2 · Reads: 145

Series: Blue vs.





“…and my parents are shaking hands with Bram.”


He recognized Simon’s hair and his jawline almost immediately. His heart thudded heavily. Before Bram could say anything, Simon said, “Please don’t be weird, guys.”


Rating and Advisories (required): All Audiences (None)

Content Warnings (optional): None

Genre: General

Tropes: Family, Friendship
Completed · Published: 05 Nov 2017 · Updated: 05 Nov 2017 · Words: 595 · Chapters: 1 · Reviews: 2 · Likes: 0 · Reads: 135

Series: Blue vs.





By now, the sight of blue lightning shooting through the streets of Shady Creek wasn't anything to write home about. Bram still remembered a few months prior when his streak of blue lightning was simply something a few internet conspirators blogged about. Sometimes, Bram thought those days were easier than seeing his own masked face on the news every day under a headline that read, "BLUE CHARGE SAVES THE DAY AGAIN".

He didn't pick the name, but it was starting to grow on him.


Rating and Advisories (required): Mature Audiences (Slurs, Substance Abuse, Violence)

Content Warnings (optional): None

Genre: Action/Adventure, AU, Crime/Mystery, Romance

Tropes: None
Completed · Published: 10 Sep 2017 · Updated: 09 Oct 2017 · Words: 14103 · Chapters: 7 · Reviews: 13 · Likes: 4 · Reads: 168

Series: None





"It's a stupid, archaic practice to make girls feel like crap about themselves cause horny teenage guys don't want to dance with them."


"It's a school dance, Leah, maybe just chill with the feminist rhetoric, yeah?"

 

 

For cat!'s Hogwarts AU Challenge


Characters: Abby Suso, Leah Burke, Simon Spier

Pairings: Unlisted Pairing

Representation: Black, LGBTQA

Story Type: Challenge Entry, One-Shot

FFT Groups: Ravenclaw
Rating and Advisories (required): Teen Audiences (None)

Content Warnings (optional): None

Genre: AU, Fluff

Tropes: None
Completed · Published: 07 Oct 2017 · Updated: 08 Oct 2017 · Words: 2564 · Chapters: 1 · Reviews: 3 · Likes: 2 · Reads: 204

Series: None





The word secret went with Simon a little too well for Bram. Not even Garrett knew about his longstanding crush on Nick’s Hufflepuff best friend.

[SVTHSA Hogwarts AU]


Rating and Advisories (required): Mature Audiences (None)

Content Warnings (optional): None

Genre: Angst, AU, Fluff, General, Romance

Tropes: None
Completed · Published: 27 Sep 2017 · Updated: 28 Sep 2017 · Words: 4825 · Chapters: 1 · Reviews: 1 · Likes: 1 · Reads: 39

Series: None





Leah stared at her phone screen, at the very first post on her Tumblr dash. Specifically, at her best friend's name. Her heart felt like it was in her throat.


Characters: Abby Suso, Leah Burke, Nick Eisner, Nora Spier, Simon Spier

Pairings: None

Representation: Bisexual/Biromantic, Gay, LGBTQA

Story Type: One-Shot

FFT Groups: Hufflepuff
Rating and Advisories (required): Mature Audiences (Slurs)

Content Warnings (optional): Discrimination

Genre: Angst, Drama, General

Tropes: Family, Friendship, Holidays, Religion
Completed · Published: 11 Sep 2017 · Updated: 11 Sep 2017 · Words: 2357 · Chapters: 1 · Reviews: 1 · Likes: 2 · Reads: 28

Series: None





“Pink Floyd and pajamas; big plans tonight I see,” Nick said.

 

Nora looked up. She already had her glasses on, and her hair was pulled up into a high ponytail. It fell over her shoulder in messy curls as she repositioned her fingers. “Says the fifth wheel.”


Rating and Advisories (required): Teen Audiences (Substance Abuse)

Content Warnings (optional): Breakups

Genre: General, Romance, Song Fic

Tropes: Friends to Lovers, Friendship, Holidays
Completed · Published: 01 Aug 2017 · Updated: 01 Aug 2017 · Words: 1882 · Chapters: 1 · Reviews: 1 · Likes: 0 · Reads: 131

Series: None





Simon thought about the emails. He thought about the carnival. About Oreo mush and Justin Bieber. About Blue and about Bram, and about being in love with Blue and being in love with Bram.


-or-


Five times Simon tried to tell Bram he loved him and one time he does.


Rating and Advisories (required): Mature Audiences (Sexual Content)

Content Warnings (optional): None

Genre: Fluff, General, Romance

Tropes: None
Completed · Published: 01 Aug 2017 · Updated: 01 Aug 2017 · Words: 2478 · Chapters: 1 · Reviews: 1 · Likes: 0 · Reads: 25

Series: None





In retrospect, skipping two days of lunch together gave six other AP English nerds forty-eight hours to figure out exactly how they wanted to make Simon and Bram’s return as embarrassing as possible.


Rating and Advisories (required): Teen Audiences (None)

Content Warnings (optional): None

Genre: Fluff, General, Romance

Tropes: None
Completed · Published: 01 Aug 2017 · Updated: 01 Aug 2017 · Words: 3640 · Chapters: 1 · Reviews: 1 · Likes: 1 · Reads: 160

Series: Blue vs.





“Did you guys just awkwardly sneak away so you could argue about what Harry Potter house I’m in? For two hours?”


Simon looked at Bram and Bram felt his cheeks flush.


“That’s exactly what we did," Simon said.


Rating and Advisories (required): Mature Audiences (Sexual Content)

Content Warnings (optional): None

Genre: Fluff, Romance

Tropes: Friendship
Completed · Published: 31 Jul 2017 · Updated: 01 Aug 2017 · Words: 2059 · Chapters: 1 · Reviews: 1 · Likes: 0 · Reads: 29

Series: None





All of the baristas at the coffee shop on campus were ridiculously hot. Simon thought it must have been a job requirement.


-or-


The Simon Vs. Coffee Shop AU no one asked for.


Rating and Advisories (required): Teen Audiences (Sexual Content)

Content Warnings (optional): None

Genre: AU, Fluff, General, Romance

Tropes: Slow Build/Slow Burn
Completed · Published: 31 Jul 2017 · Updated: 01 Aug 2017 · Words: 4290 · Chapters: 1 · Reviews: 1 · Likes: 0 · Reads: 191

Series: None





“I like your rainbows,” Bram told him.


Simon looked down. “I like yours.”


Rating and Advisories (required): Mature Audiences (Sexual Content, Substance Abuse)

Content Warnings (optional): Internalized Oppression

Genre: Fluff, General, Romance

Tropes: Friendship, Holidays
Completed · Published: 26 Jul 2017 · Updated: 26 Jul 2017 · Words: 4815 · Chapters: 1 · Reviews: 2 · Likes: 1 · Reads: 46

Series: Hufflepuff Stories of the Month





If his step-mother’s cousin was the reason Bram first realized he was gay, then Simon Spier was the final checkmark, confirmation stamp, seal of approval.


Characters: Bram Greenfeld, Garrett Laughlin, Leah Burke, Nick Eisner, Simon Spier

Pairings: None

Representation: Gay, LGBTQA

Story Type: One-Shot

FFT Groups: Hufflepuff
Rating and Advisories (required): Teen Audiences (None)

Content Warnings (optional): None

Genre: Fluff, General

Tropes: Friendship, Questioning Identity
Completed · Published: 26 Jul 2017 · Updated: 26 Jul 2017 · Words: 1886 · Chapters: 1 · Reviews: 1 · Likes: 1 · Reads: 151

Series: None





Leah's comment really summed up what Bram was thinking. 


Rating and Advisories (required): Mature Audiences (Slurs, Substance Abuse)

Content Warnings (optional): Discrimination

Genre: Angst, General, Romance

Tropes: None
Completed · Published: 15 Jul 2017 · Updated: 22 Jul 2017 · Words: 2533 · Chapters: 1 · Reviews: 1 · Likes: 0 · Reads: 26

Series: Blue vs.





The world just seemed a little brighter after you spent lunch kissing a cute boy.


Rating and Advisories (required): Teen Audiences (None)

Content Warnings (optional): None

Genre: Fluff, General, Romance

Tropes: None
Completed · Published: 20 Jul 2017 · Updated: 22 Jul 2017 · Words: 1980 · Chapters: 1 · Reviews: 1 · Likes: 0 · Reads: 155

Series: Blue vs.





His hands shook as he read the subject line time-stamped from almost twelve hours prior.


Us.


Rating and Advisories (required): Teen Audiences (Substance Abuse)

Content Warnings (optional): None

Genre: General, Romance

Tropes: None
Completed · Published: 15 Jul 2017 · Updated: 18 Jul 2017 · Words: 1588 · Chapters: 1 · Reviews: 2 · Likes: 0 · Reads: 202

Series: Blue vs.





This just in: Nora Spier was still a goner for cute boys who played the guitar and smiled at her like she was the world.
This boy just happened to be Nick freaking Eisner, her brother's best friend.


Characters: Abby Suso, Bram Greenfeld, Leah Burke, Nick Eisner, Nora Spier, Simon Spier

Pairings: Unlisted Pairing

Representation: LGBTQA

Story Type: One-Shot

FFT Groups: Hufflepuff
Rating and Advisories (required): Teen Audiences (Sexual Content, Substance Abuse)

Content Warnings (optional): None

Genre: Angst, Fluff, Romance

Tropes: Family, Friendship, Holidays, Rare Pair
Completed · Published: 18 Jul 2017 · Updated: 18 Jul 2017 · Words: 3571 · Chapters: 1 · Reviews: 5 · Likes: 4 · Reads: 207

Series: None





Creekwood really blows its load on costume days all at once.


Characters: Bram Greenfeld, Garrett Laughlin, Nick Eisner, Simon Spier

Pairings: None

Representation: Gay, LGBTQA

Story Type: One-Shot

FFT Groups: Hufflepuff
Rating and Advisories (required): Teen Audiences (Substance Abuse)

Content Warnings (optional): None

Genre: General

Tropes: Holidays
Completed · Published: 14 Jul 2017 · Updated: 15 Jul 2017 · Words: 2500 · Chapters: 1 · Reviews: 1 · Likes: 0 · Reads: 121

Series: Blue vs.





"If you like her, just ask her out."


Bram wasn't really sure how he got to this point.


Characters: Abby Suso, Bram Greenfeld, Garrett Laughlin, Leah Burke, Nick Eisner, Simon Spier

Pairings: None

Representation: Gay, LGBTQA

Story Type: One-Shot

FFT Groups: Hufflepuff
Rating and Advisories (required): Teen Audiences (None)

Content Warnings (optional): None

Genre: General

Tropes: Sports
Completed · Published: 14 Jul 2017 · Updated: 14 Jul 2017 · Words: 1434 · Chapters: 1 · Reviews: 3 · Likes: 0 · Reads: 191

Series: Blue vs.