What he had pictured in his head when he'd first thought of teaching were long, sweeping orations, students hanging on his every word, young minds being taken in and inspired by his message. What he did not fully consider, however, was that he would actually have to teach. (In which Tom Riddle begins teaching at Hogwarts and realizes just what a horribly stupid idea it was.)


Characters: Albus Dumbledore, Horace Slughorn, Minerva McGonagall, Voldemort/Tom Marvolo Riddle

Pairings: None

Representation: None

FFT Groups: None
Rating and Advisories (required): Teen Audiences (None)
Content Warnings (optional): None

Genre: Humor

Tropes: None

Story Type: Novel (50,000+ words)
Incomplete · Published: 30 Oct 2020 · Updated: 23 Mar 2021 · Words: 51209 · Chapters: 13 · Reviews: 1 · Likes: 1 · Reads: 344

Series: None



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