You are cordially invited to the annual Weasley White Erumpet Gift Exchange.
1. Bring a gift if you want a gift
2. Make it weird, or make it drinkable
3. No kids
4. If you touch it, you open it
5. Stealing is encouraged
6. NO KIDS
7. The best liquor will be sacrificed for a very special toast
No erumpets or Weasleys were harmed in the making of this one-shot.
(Except for Percy, who might have a rough morning.)