Have you ever wanted a guide to Toadopolis, the hottest destination in the second-floor corridor of Hogwarts? Now's your chance! Recently updated!
This is a present for grumpycat's wish list, and it was written for Crimson Quill's Gift It Challenge.
Happy winter, Kris!! I hope you like this!
For best reading experience, imagine a very excitable Irish girl of about sixteen years old narrating. AKA, Clare from Derry Girls. Just imagine Orla as Clare because she is.