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Not Normal
Chapter 7


All Was True
Petunia Dursley


The Challenge Drabbles
Another Day at the Clinic


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Not Normal Banner

 

When the Four Founders of Hogwarts choose you to save the world from impending doom, you know it ain't gonna be a normal year...

 

Banner by angelica. @tda
Beta'd by crowsb4bros @HPFT


Rating and Advisories (required): Mature Audiences (None)
Content Warnings (optional): Dying/Grieving
Genre: Action/Adventure, Humor, Romance

Tropes: Family, Friendship, Love/Hate Relationships, School, Slow Build/Slow Burn

Story Type: Novel (50,000+ words)
Published: 27 Feb 2017 · Updated: 18 Jun 2020 · Words: 27134 · Chapters: 7 · Reviews: 247 · Likes: 21 · Reads: 384

Series: I See Dead People





All Was True Banner

 

All of this, Petunia knew to be true of her future.

 

Banner by down-in-flames

 


Characters: Petunia Evans Dursley

Pairings: None

Representation: Anxiety, Depression, Mood Disorder

FFT Groups: Slytherin
Rating and Advisories (required): Mature Audiences (Violence)
Content Warnings (optional): Dying/Grieving
Genre: Angst, Dark, Drama, General, Hurt/Comfort

Tropes: Family, Feminism, Marriage, Parenthood

Story Type: One-Shot, Short Story (under 10,000 words)
Published: 03 Dec 2019 · Updated: 05 Dec 2019 · Words: 1541 · Chapters: 1 · Reviews: 9 · Likes: 6 · Reads: 42

Series: None



Published: 17 Mar 2019 · Updated: 25 Mar 2019 · Words: 833 · Chapters: 4 · Reviews: 17 · Likes: 2 · Reads: 818

Series: None





The Department of Spectral Affairs Banner

 

"Welcome to the afterlife, Regulus Black."

 

Prequel to Not Normal | Can be read alone

 

Written for Debra20's The Trope Challenge @HPFF
Banner by angelic. @tda


Characters: Original Character, Original Male Character, Regulus Black

Pairings: None

Representation: None

FFT Groups: Slytherin
Rating and Advisories (required): Teen Audiences (Violence)
Content Warnings (optional): Dying/Grieving
Genre: Action/Adventure, Angst, Crime/Mystery, Dark, General, Humor

Tropes: Origin Story

Story Type: Challenge Entry, Short Story (under 10,000 words)
Published: 19 Mar 2017 · Updated: 28 Nov 2018 · Words: 1571 · Chapters: 3 · Reviews: 49 · Likes: 13 · Reads: 563

Series: I See Dead People





Burned by Ice Banner

 

She knew the price of hate; and if she could perish twice, she knew that death by ice would certainly suffice.

Either way, she burned.

 

For Lululuna @HPFF

 

Written for ReeBee and randomhpffwriter's Gift-It Challenge @HPFF, and the Every Word Counts Challenge @HPFF
Banner by .brookeabee @tda


Characters: Helena Ravenclaw

Pairings: None

Representation: None

FFT Groups: Slytherin
Rating and Advisories (required): Teen Audiences (None)
Content Warnings (optional): Dying/Grieving
Genre: Angst, Dark, General

Tropes: Origin Story

Story Type: Challenge Entry, One-Shot, Short Story (under 10,000 words)
Published: 14 Mar 2017 · Updated: 26 Jul 2018 · Words: 508 · Chapters: 1 · Reviews: 23 · Likes: 2 · Reads: 229

Series: None





Like a Multiverse on Fire Banner

 

"Conflicted interests" is one way you could describe Sirius Black and Millie White's relationship. At best, there's one-sided small talk. At worst, it's all-out war. But when Sirius manages to convince Millie into one of his hare-brained schemes, the coming clash will ensure that senior year at Hogwarts College of Magical Arts won't be what either of them expected.

 

A (Magic) College AU

 

Banner by horcruxxx @tda


Rating and Advisories (required): Mature Audiences (Sexual Content)
Content Warnings (optional): None
Genre: AU, Fluff, Humor, Romance

Tropes: Friendship, School, Slow Build/Slow Burn

Story Type: Novella (under 50,000 words)
Published: 20 Mar 2017 · Updated: 03 Apr 2018 · Words: 17470 · Chapters: 6 · Reviews: 60 · Likes: 13 · Reads: 301

Series: Call the Fire Brigade





Chai, Dancing, and a Friend in the Wee Hours of the Morning

 

It had sounded like a good idea at the time.

 

Neville/Hannah | 3.5 in the Chai Series

 

Slytherin Winner of & 3rd Place in the Holiday and Diversity Writing Challenge

HPFT Featured Story February 2018

Banner by beyond the rain


Rating and Advisories (required): Teen Audiences (Sexual Content)
Content Warnings (optional): None
Genre: Fluff, Humor, Romance

Tropes: Family, Friends to Lovers, Holidays, Rare Pair, Religion, Slow Build/Slow Burn

Story Type: Challenge Entry, One-Shot, Story Collection, Short Story (under 10,000 words)
Published: 09 Dec 2017 · Updated: 10 Dec 2017 · Words: 4033 · Chapters: 1 · Reviews: 21 · Likes: 8 · Reads: 349

Series: Chai, The Prefects' Challenges





30 Days of You and Me

 

It took Felix one instant to know Rina was the one. It'll take a lot longer to convince Rina of this, however. 30 days, to be exact.

 

Banner by abhainn @tda


Rating and Advisories (required): Mature Audiences (Sexual Content)
Content Warnings (optional): None
Genre: AU, Fluff, Humor, Romance

Tropes: Rare Pair, Soulmates

Story Type: Novella (under 50,000 words)
Published: 24 Mar 2017 · Updated: 27 Jun 2017 · Words: 29044 · Chapters: 17 · Reviews: 35 · Likes: 18 · Reads: 294

Series: Psy-Changeling





Remember Me Not Banner

 

Fred says goodbye to his family

And asks them to remember

 

Written for TidalDragon's The Knockout Challenge @HPFF
Banner by Enigma @tda


Characters: Bill Weasley, Charlie Weasley, Fred Weasley I, George Weasley, Ginny Weasley, Percy Weasley, Ron Weasley

Pairings: None

Representation: None

FFT Groups: Slytherin
Rating and Advisories (required): All Audiences (None)
Content Warnings (optional): Dying/Grieving
Genre: Angst, Drama, General, Hurt/Comfort

Tropes: Family

Story Type: Challenge Entry, One-Shot, Short Story (under 10,000 words)
Published: 11 Apr 2017 · Updated: 12 Apr 2017 · Words: 712 · Chapters: 1 · Reviews: 18 · Likes: 8 · Reads: 213

Series: None





Alligator Sky Banner

 

I'm drowning in this starry serenade

Where ecstacy becomes cavalier

 

A love story about a Muggle, a witch, and flirting at the Smithsonian

 

Title and Lyrics from 'Alligator Sky' by Owl City
Banner by ameixas. @tda


Rating and Advisories (required): All Audiences (None)
Content Warnings (optional): None
Genre: Fluff, Humor, Romance

Tropes: None

Story Type: Novellette (under 25,000 words)
Published: 11 Apr 2017 · Updated: 11 Apr 2017 · Words: 1938 · Chapters: 1 · Reviews: 19 · Likes: 3 · Reads: 229

Series: None





In Darkest Knight Banner

 

In this issue, Millie and Sirius are back with another adventure! The task was simple: brew a potion that can turn people into man-bats - what could possibly go wrong?

 

An outtake from Like a House on Fire | Can be read alone

 

2nd Place in LooneyLizzie's Name that Fandom! Challenge @HPFF
Written for International Batman Day 2015
Banner by victus. @tda


Characters: Original Female Character, Sirius Black

Pairings: Sirius Black/OC (HP)

Representation: None

FFT Groups: Slytherin
Rating and Advisories (required): Teen Audiences (None)
Content Warnings (optional): None
Genre: Action/Adventure, Fluff, Humor, Romance

Tropes: Magical Creature

Story Type: Challenge Entry, One-Shot, Short Story (under 10,000 words)
Published: 07 Apr 2017 · Updated: 10 Apr 2017 · Words: 4142 · Chapters: 1 · Reviews: 15 · Likes: 3 · Reads: 207

Series: Call the Fire Brigade





Chai, Pakoras, and a Friend in the Wee Hours of the Morning

 

He’d woken up just after vanquishing the beastly plant, but before he could share a victory smooch with his favourite blueberry muffin-wielding warrior witch.

Neville/Hannah | Fifth in the Chai Series

For randomhpffwriter @HPFF

Banner by arbitrarywriter @tda


Rating and Advisories (required): All Audiences (None)
Content Warnings (optional): None
Genre: Fluff, Humor, Romance

Tropes: Careers, Friendship, Marriage, Rare Pair

Story Type: One-Shot, Story Collection, Short Story (under 10,000 words)
Published: 04 Apr 2017 · Updated: 04 Apr 2017 · Words: 4529 · Chapters: 1 · Reviews: 13 · Likes: 2 · Reads: 227

Series: Chai





Chai, Chutney, and a Friend in the Wee Hours of the Morning Banner

 

"We should get married," Neville mumbled.
Hannah took a few deep breaths, probably to clear her airways of any errant tea. "For a
chutney recipe?"


Neville/Hannah | Fourth in the Chai Series


Written for Ilia's Closed Time, Closed Space Challenge @HPFF
Banner by floralprint @tda


Rating and Advisories (required): All Audiences (None)
Content Warnings (optional): None
Genre: Fluff, Humor, Romance

Tropes: Friendship, Marriage, Rare Pair

Story Type: Challenge Entry, One-Shot, Story Collection, Short Story (under 10,000 words)
Published: 19 Mar 2017 · Updated: 19 Mar 2017 · Words: 3540 · Chapters: 1 · Reviews: 15 · Likes: 2 · Reads: 161

Series: Chai





Chai, Carrots, and a Friend in the Wee Hours of the Morning Banner

 

Neville was pretty efficient when came to pruning plants. Did girls find extreme pruning to be an impressive feat?

 

Neville/Hannah | Third in the Chai Series

 

HPFT Featured Story November 2017

The FROGS Winner 2017 for Best Romance @HPFT

Dobby Winner 2015 for Best Romance @HPFF

Written for Sarah the Ravenclaw's Valentine's Day Challenge @HPFF, raisha's No Word Describing Challenge @HPFF, and The Logophile Challenge by bsf and TCS @HPFF
Banner by milominderbinder @tda


Rating and Advisories (required): All Audiences (None)
Content Warnings (optional): None
Genre: Fluff, Humor, Romance

Tropes: Careers, Friendship, Rare Pair

Story Type: Challenge Entry, One-Shot, Story Collection, Short Story (under 10,000 words)
Published: 18 Mar 2017 · Updated: 18 Mar 2017 · Words: 5143 · Chapters: 1 · Reviews: 28 · Likes: 4 · Reads: 215

Series: Chai, FROGS Winners





Chai, Zebras, and a Friend in the Wee Hours of the Morning Banner

 

"Did you make a wish?" she asked as he stood up straight again.
"Yup," he replied, giving her hand – which he was
still holding – a squeeze.
"Are you going to tell me what it was?"
"Doesn’t that negate the wish?"

 

Neville/Hannah | Second in the Chai Series

 

Written for monstrosity's Sathya Says Challenge @HPFF
Banner by aurore. @tda


Rating and Advisories (required): All Audiences (None)
Content Warnings (optional): Dying/Grieving
Genre: Fluff, Humor, Hurt/Comfort, Romance

Tropes: Friendship, Rare Pair, Slow Build/Slow Burn

Story Type: Challenge Entry, One-Shot, Story Collection, Short Story (under 10,000 words)
Published: 18 Mar 2017 · Updated: 18 Mar 2017 · Words: 3425 · Chapters: 1 · Reviews: 23 · Likes: 3 · Reads: 182

Series: Chai





Resisting Ardour Banner

 

"What?" he spluttered through a throat full of butterbeer, spit, and complete and utter mortification. He didn't have a cool and casual bone in his body

 

George/Angelina

 

For Reebee @HPFF

 

Written for Reebee and randomhpffwriter's Gift-It Challenge @HPFF
Banner by lumiere @tda


Rating and Advisories (required): Mature Audiences (None)
Content Warnings (optional): Breakups, Dying/Grieving
Genre: Angst, Drama, Fluff, Humor, Hurt/Comfort, Romance

Tropes: Friendship, Rare Pair

Story Type: Challenge Entry, One-Shot, Short Story (under 10,000 words)
Published: 18 Mar 2017 · Updated: 18 Mar 2017 · Words: 3040 · Chapters: 1 · Reviews: 23 · Likes: 2 · Reads: 32

Series: None





Chai, Samosas, and a Friend in the Wee Hours of the Morning Banner

 

She didn't know what she was doing with her life, but at least she had chai, samosas, and a friend in the wee hours of the morning.

 

Neville/Hannah | First in the Chai Series

 

For toomanycurls

 

Written for Reebe and randomhpffwriter's Gift-It Challenge @HPFF
Banner by milominderbinder @tda


Rating and Advisories (required): All Audiences (None)
Content Warnings (optional): None
Genre: Fluff, General, Humor

Tropes: Careers, Friendship, Rare Pair, Slow Build/Slow Burn

Story Type: Challenge Entry, One-Shot, Story Collection, Short Story (under 10,000 words)
Published: 16 Mar 2017 · Updated: 17 Mar 2017 · Words: 3688 · Chapters: 1 · Reviews: 32 · Likes: 3 · Reads: 153

Series: Chai





Thestrals Banner

 

Three eras. Three people. Three stories.

One thing in common.

Thestrals.

 

For all three prompts of the House Cup Challenge 2014 @HPFF, and the Every Word Counts Challenge @HPFF
Banner by milominderbinder @tda


Rating and Advisories (required): Mature Audiences (Violence)
Content Warnings (optional): Discrimination, Dying/Grieving, War
Genre: Angst, Dark, Drama, General, Hurt/Comfort

Tropes: Family, Magical Creature, Origin Story

Story Type: Challenge Entry, Story Collection, Short Story (under 10,000 words)
Published: 10 Mar 2017 · Updated: 14 Mar 2017 · Words: 1506 · Chapters: 3 · Reviews: 77 · Likes: 9 · Reads: 148

Series: None





It Is the Colour of Joy Banner

 

Your favourite colour is light red.

 

Companion to Every Song Must End

 

Second Place in AditiDraco's Colour and Emotion Challenge @HPFF

Written for patronus_charm's Second Person POV Challenge @HPFF, and LilyLou's Taylor Swift Song Quote Challenge @HPFF
Banner by beyond the rain @tda


Characters: Astoria Greengrass, Draco Malfoy

Pairings: Astoria Greengrass/Draco Malfoy (Harry Potter)

Representation: None

FFT Groups: Slytherin
Rating and Advisories (required): All Audiences (None)
Content Warnings (optional): None
Genre: Fluff, Hurt/Comfort, Romance

Tropes: Marriage

Story Type: Challenge Entry, One-Shot, Story Collection, Short Story (under 10,000 words)
Published: 10 Mar 2017 · Updated: 10 Mar 2017 · Words: 512 · Chapters: 1 · Reviews: 22 · Likes: 0 · Reads: 217

Series: End and Joy





Just a Little Banner

 

Watching Lily's face become a rather fetching shade of I'm-going-to-kill-you-Potter red, James pondered why Sirius was always the reason he ended up in situations like these.

 

Companion piece to Withering by Unwritten Curse

 

Written for the Speed Dating Challenge @HPFF
Banner by satellite @tda


Characters: James Potter I, Lily Evans Potter, Sirius Black

Pairings: James Potter I/Lily Evans (Harry Potter)

Representation: None

FFT Groups: Slytherin
Rating and Advisories (required): All Audiences (None)
Content Warnings (optional): None
Genre: Fluff, Humor, Romance

Tropes: Friendship, Love/Hate Relationships, Origin Story, Soulmates

Story Type: Challenge Entry, One-Shot, Short Story (under 10,000 words)
Published: 09 Mar 2017 · Updated: 09 Mar 2017 · Words: 2493 · Chapters: 1 · Reviews: 26 · Likes: 1 · Reads: 137

Series: None





Journey to the Centre of (Molly's) World in (Less than) 80 Days Banner

 

What happens when an unstoppable force meets an immovable object?

The unstoppable force stops and the immovable object moves, obviously.

 

Written for KatieRoo's Love Quote Challenge @HPFF, AlPotterFan's Rick Riordan Challenge @HPFF, and VioletBlade's The Five Elements Challenge @HPFF
Thanks to AlPotterFan, DumbledoresArmyOfOne, Lady Asphodel, MissesWeasley123, and Reebee @HPFF for their title help
Banner by elaine_17 @tda


Characters: Molly Weasley II, Original Male Character

Pairings: None

Representation: None

FFT Groups: Slytherin
Rating and Advisories (required): Teen Audiences (None)
Content Warnings (optional): Breakups
Genre: Action/Adventure, Humor

Tropes: Careers, Family, Friendship

Story Type: Challenge Entry, Novella (under 50,000 words)
Published: 03 Mar 2017 · Updated: 07 Mar 2017 · Words: 17569 · Chapters: 5 · Reviews: 107 · Likes: 7 · Reads: 1526

Series: (Molly's) World





Every Song Must End Banner

 

And his song had ended.

 

Companion to It Is the Colour of Joy

 

Written for TheVividImagination's Doctor Who Quote Challenge @HPFF
Banner by Carousel. @tda


Rating and Advisories (required): All Audiences (None)
Content Warnings (optional): War
Genre: Angst, Fluff, Hurt/Comfort, Romance

Tropes: Fate/Prophecy, Star-Crossed Romance

Story Type: Challenge Entry, One-Shot, Story Collection, Short Story (under 10,000 words)
Published: 02 Mar 2017 · Updated: 02 Mar 2017 · Words: 513 · Chapters: 1 · Reviews: 45 · Likes: 0 · Reads: 156

Series: End and Joy





Problems Banner

 

Teddy Lupin had many problems in his life.

But his biggest problem?

 

Victoire Weasley

 

Runner-up of My Father Will Hear About These 2018: Best Love Bites
Written for Coley's Fluff Challenge @HPFF
Banner by Neverland. @tda


Characters: Teddy Lupin, Victoire Weasley

Pairings: Teddy Lupin/Victoire Weasley (HP)

Representation: None

FFT Groups: Slytherin
Rating and Advisories (required): All Audiences (None)
Content Warnings (optional): None
Genre: Fluff, Humor, Romance

Tropes: Friendship

Story Type: Challenge Entry, One-Shot, Short Story (under 10,000 words)
Published: 01 Mar 2017 · Updated: 01 Mar 2017 · Words: 1929 · Chapters: 1 · Reviews: 13 · Likes: 1 · Reads: 181

Series: None





Like a House on Fire Banner

 

"Conflicted interests" is one way you could describe Sirius Black and Millie White's relationship. At best, there's one-sided small talk. At worst, it's all-out war. But when Sirius manages to convince Millie into one of his hare-brained schemes, the coming clash will ensure that seventh year at Hogwarts won't be what either of them expected.

 

Slytherin Story of the Month, June 2018
Thanks to -BookDinosaur- @HPFF for help with the summary
Banner by Hobbit' @tda


Rating and Advisories (required): Teen Audiences (Sexual Content)
Content Warnings (optional): None
Genre: Fluff, Humor, Romance

Tropes: Friendship, Love/Hate Relationships, Slow Build/Slow Burn

Story Type: Novel (50,000+ words)
Published: 26 Jan 2017 · Updated: 26 Feb 2017 · Words: 112406 · Chapters: 39 · Reviews: 554 · Likes: 66 · Reads: 13742

Series: Call the Fire Brigade, Slytherin Stories of the Month