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Tales from a (not so) Secret Snape Stan


 


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Stories by la_topolina


Severus Snape hates Christmas. And his first Christmas as four-year-old Harry Potter's guardian won't change his mind. Or so he thinks.


Characters: Charity Burbage, Harry Potter, Minerva McGonagall, Rubeus Hagrid, Severus Snape

Pairings: None

Representation: None

Story Type: Drabble (100-200 words)

FFT Groups: Slytherin
Rating and Advisories (required): All Audiences (None)

Content Warnings (optional): Dying/Grieving

Genre: AU, Fluff, Humor

Tropes: Family, Parenthood
Completed · Published: 24 Dec 2020 · Updated: 06 Jan 2021 · Words: 2886 · Chapters: 12 · Reviews: 3 · Likes: 0 · Reads: 43

Series: Found Magic





Severus knew that taking in four-year-old Harry Potter would be a trial. But he hadn't realized how much the child's green eyes would haunt him.


Characters: Harry Potter, Original Female Character, Severus Snape

Pairings: None

Representation: PTSD

Story Type: One-Shot

FFT Groups: Slytherin
Rating and Advisories (required): Teen Audiences (None)

Content Warnings (optional): Dying/Grieving

Genre: Angst, AU, Drama, Fluff, Humor

Tropes: Family, Forgiveness, Parenthood
Completed · Published: 24 Oct 2020 · Updated: 24 Oct 2020 · Words: 2500 · Chapters: 1 · Reviews: 1 · Likes: 1 · Reads: 6

Series: Found Magic



Incomplete · Published: 11 Sep 2020 · Updated: 24 Oct 2020 · Words: 64559 · Chapters: 10 · Reviews: 22 · Likes: 18 · Reads: 77

Series: The Unstoppable Force/Immovable Object Tetralogy, The Unstoppable Force/Immovable Object Continuity





miranda rose

 

banner by la_topolina

 

 

 

On the way to the Hogs Head in 1980, Severus's fate is interrupted by a letter from Lily that changes everything--for the better.

 

 

 

An everyone lives! (well, except for Voldemort) AU featuring one snarky potions master, several marauders, and an enchanting American witch.


Rating and Advisories (required): Mature Audiences (Sexual Content, Slurs, Substance Abuse, Violence)

Content Warnings (optional): None

Genre: Action/Adventure, AU, Fluff, Humor, Romance

Tropes: Family, Friendship
Incomplete · Published: 21 Aug 2020 · Updated: 15 Oct 2020 · Words: 16845 · Chapters: 6 · Reviews: 6 · Likes: 6 · Reads: 25

Series: What if?





Emmeline Vance and Mary MacDonald take in a Quidditch game and some lovely Autumn weather.


 


For CheekyTorah-Lex's Lex and His Favs Challenge


Characters: Emmeline Vance, Mary Macdonald

Pairings: Unlisted Pairing

Representation: Bisexual/Biromantic, Lesbian

Story Type: Challenge Entry, One-Shot

FFT Groups: Slytherin
Rating and Advisories (required): Teen Audiences (None)

Content Warnings (optional): None

Genre: Fluff, Humor, Romance

Tropes: Friends to Lovers, Friendship, Sports
Completed · Published: 29 Sep 2020 · Updated: 30 Sep 2020 · Words: 552 · Chapters: 1 · Reviews: 3 · Likes: 3 · Reads: 8

Series: None





Scenes in the life of Catalina Dragnea and her brother Gabi after his rescue from the land of the Iele.


Rating and Advisories (required): Teen Audiences (None)

Content Warnings (optional): None

Genre: Action/Adventure, Angst, Fluff, Hurt/Comfort, Romance

Tropes: Family, Friends to Lovers, Friendship, Magical Creature
Incomplete · Published: 06 Sep 2020 · Updated: 20 Sep 2020 · Words: 1578 · Chapters: 9 · Reviews: 0 · Likes: 0 · Reads: 18

Series: The Unstoppable Force/Immovable Object Continuity





augusta and arcturus

absolutely perfect banner by aurevoir @ fft!

 

Seventh year Gryffindor Augusta Crequer loves her friends, flying, and quidditch. She also writes poetry in her secret journal (not that she'd ever admit to it). She'd never admit to liking Slytherin Seeker Arcturus Longbottom either.

 

Would she?

 

Augusta/Arcturus Longbottom


Characters: Augusta Longbottom

Pairings: Unlisted Pairing

Representation: None

Story Type: Poetry

FFT Groups: Slytherin
Rating and Advisories (required): Teen Audiences (None)

Content Warnings (optional): None

Genre: Action/Adventure, Angst, Drama, Fluff, Humor, Romance

Tropes: Enemies to Lovers, Forgiveness, Friendship, Marriage, Origin Story, School
Completed · Published: 09 Aug 2020 · Updated: 11 Sep 2020 · Words: 1092 · Chapters: 10 · Reviews: 2 · Likes: 0 · Reads: 89

Series: leo serpentes, The Unstoppable Force/Immovable Object Continuity





A Comedy of Errors about an Unstoppable Force meeting an Immovable Object

 

Chained to the consequences of his past mistakes, Severus Snape had given up planning for the future. When he meets bounty hunter Miranda Rose, he finds a reason to dream, if only he could remember how.

 

Order of the Phoenix—beginning of Half Blood Prince. Book one of four.

 

FROGs 2020 Runner Up: Best Description

 

MFWHATAs 2020 Winner: Most Careful Handling of a Snake & Most Mesmerizing Fic

 

Featured Fic April 2019 & May 2020


Completed · Published: 06 Aug 2020 · Updated: 11 Sep 2020 · Words: 141286 · Chapters: 26 · Reviews: 49 · Likes: 16 · Reads: 124

Series: Slytherin MFWHATA Winners, The Unstoppable Force/Immovable Object Tetralogy, The Unstoppable Force/Immovable Object Continuity





Neville

 

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There is only one obstacle preventing Neville from keeping his promise to Mairi the ghost.

 

 

 

Unfortunately, that obstacle is his Grandmother.


Rating and Advisories (required): Mature Audiences (Slurs)

Content Warnings (optional): None

Genre: Action/Adventure, Angst, Drama, Fluff, Humor

Tropes: Family, Forgiveness, Religion
Completed · Published: 26 Aug 2020 · Updated: 06 Sep 2020 · Words: 11795 · Chapters: 5 · Reviews: 6 · Likes: 0 · Reads: 39

Series: The Unstoppable Force/Immovable Object Continuity, Neville Longbottom, Knight of the Woeful Countenance





On Halloween night, young Andromeda Black wanders away from Hogwarts into fairyland.

 

Second Place in magemadi's Crackship Challenge (Andromeda/St Mungo)

and

crowsb4bro's spice up the archives challenge


Characters: Andromeda Black Tonks, Original Male Character, St. Mungo

Pairings: Unlisted Pairing

Representation: None

Story Type: Challenge Entry, One-Shot

FFT Groups: Slytherin
Rating and Advisories (required): Teen Audiences (Violence)

Content Warnings (optional): None

Genre: Dark, Fairy Tale/Fable, Fluff, Romance

Tropes: Magical Creature, Rare Pair, School, Star-Crossed Romance, Time-Travel
Completed · Published: 05 Sep 2020 · Updated: 06 Sep 2020 · Words: 2033 · Chapters: 1 · Reviews: 5 · Likes: 3 · Reads: 18

Series: None





velleity: noun, a wish or indication not strong enough to lead to action


 


Minerva walks the straight and narrow, but war makes everything indecent.


 


For RonsGirlFriday's The Noir Challenge


 


Abraxas Malfoy/Minerva McGonagall


Rating and Advisories (required): Mature Audiences (Sexual Content, Slurs, Violence)

Content Warnings (optional): Breakups, Cheating, Dying/Grieving, War

Genre: Action/Adventure, Angst, Dark, Drama, Romance

Tropes: Enemies to Lovers, Family, Fate/Prophecy, Friendship, Marriage, Rare Pair, Star-Crossed Romance
Incomplete · Published: 29 Aug 2020 · Updated: 01 Sep 2020 · Words: 3383 · Chapters: 2 · Reviews: 0 · Likes: 0 · Reads: 11

Series: leo serpentes, The Unstoppable Force/Immovable Object Continuity





abraxas

 

amazing banner by down-in-flames @ fft

 

a feeling of listlessness and dissatisfaction arising from a lack of occupation or excitement.

 

With a beautiful wife and an adoring son, Abraxas Malfoy has everything a man could want...except for the woman he really loves.

 

How far is he willing to go to get her?

 

Abraxas Malfoy/Minerva McGonagall


Rating and Advisories (required): Mature Audiences (Slurs, Suicide)

Content Warnings (optional): None

Genre: Angst, Drama, Romance

Tropes: Family, Marriage, Origin Story, Parenthood, Rare Pair, Star-Crossed Romance
Completed · Published: 26 Aug 2020 · Updated: 27 Aug 2020 · Words: 4900 · Chapters: 1 · Reviews: 0 · Likes: 0 · Reads: 7

Series: leo serpentes, The Unstoppable Force/Immovable Object Continuity





(archaic) Tending to attract; enticing

 

On New Year's Eve, newly minted professor Minerva McGonagall accompanies Headmaster Dumbledore to a party at Malfoy Manor. Hosted by the unexpectedly charming Abraxas, Minerva is shown a path to temptation that she never bargained for.

 

Abraxas Malfoy/Minerva McGonagall

 

Second Place in TreacleTart's Happier Holidays Challenge

 

Honorable Mention in CheekyTorah-Lex's There's Only One Bed Challenge

 

MFWHATAs 2020 Runner Up: Most Fiery Serpent 


Rating and Advisories (required): Mature Audiences (Slurs)

Content Warnings (optional): None

Genre: Drama, Romance, Song Fic

Tropes: Careers, Enemies to Lovers, Family, Marriage, Origin Story, Rare Pair
Completed · Published: 26 Aug 2020 · Updated: 27 Aug 2020 · Words: 4813 · Chapters: 1 · Reviews: 1 · Likes: 1 · Reads: 3

Series: leo serpentes, The Unstoppable Force/Immovable Object Continuity





sev and luna

 

banner by la_topolina

 

Teaching Potions to Luna Lovegood is turning out to be one of the greatest trials of Severus Snape's life. Little does he know it, but this will 'o the wisp of a girl is about to teach him a lesson he never expected to learn.

 

Written for the Severus Snape BigBang 2019

 

MFWHATAs 2020 Winner: Fluffiest Snake Tail

Featured Fic November 2020


Characters: Filius Flitwick, Luna Lovegood, Severus Snape, Xenophilius Lovegood

Pairings: None

Representation: Neurodiversity, PTSD

Story Type: One-Shot

FFT Groups: Slytherin
Rating and Advisories (required): Mature Audiences (Slurs)

Content Warnings (optional): Dying/Grieving

Genre: Angst, Fluff, Humor

Tropes: Family, Friendship, School
Completed · Published: 26 Aug 2020 · Updated: 27 Aug 2020 · Words: 6840 · Chapters: 1 · Reviews: 3 · Likes: 2 · Reads: 14

Series: Slytherin MFWHATA Winners, The Unstoppable Force/Immovable Object Continuity





When Eileen Prince met Tobias Snape, he felt like the answer to a prayer.

 

Sometimes feelings lie.

 

Round One Bracket Winner in TidalDragon's TKO Challege, Prompt: Dysfunctional Relationships

 

Site-wide Story of the Month February 2020

 

FROGs 2020 Finalist: Best Angst

 

MFWHATAs 2020 Finalist: Most Deadly Fangs

 

Eileen Prince/Tobias Snape


Rating and Advisories (required): Mature Audiences (Consent Issues, Domestic Abuse, Sexual Content, Slurs)

Content Warnings (optional): None

Genre: Angst, Dark, Drama

Tropes: Destructive Romance, Dysfunctional Family, Love/Hate Relationships, Origin Story
Completed · Published: 26 Aug 2020 · Updated: 27 Aug 2020 · Words: 8823 · Chapters: 1 · Reviews: 1 · Likes: 1 · Reads: 4

Series: The Unstoppable Force/Immovable Object Continuity





Before Petunia wanted to be normal, she wanted something else entirely. Her son Dudley may have the chance that she missed--if only she can help him catch it.

 

 

 

for aurevoir's Version of Me Challenge


Rating and Advisories (required): Mature Audiences (Domestic Abuse, Slurs)

Content Warnings (optional): Bullying

Genre: Angst, AU, Drama, Hurt/Comfort

Tropes: Family, Fate/Prophecy, Forgiveness, Origin Story, Parenthood
Completed · Published: 25 Aug 2020 · Updated: 27 Aug 2020 · Words: 2120 · Chapters: 1 · Reviews: 0 · Likes: 0 · Reads: 1

Series: What if? , Found Magic





meera lal

 

glorious banner by just.a.willow.tree @ fft

 

 

 

Transplanted from her beloved Thrissur to the cold shores of England, Meera Lal and her husband Yakov are struggling to start a family of their own. One a bleak April day, Meera goes in search of a sign to help her keep hoping in the future.

 

 

 

Round 2 bracket winner in TidalDragon's TKO Challenge, Prompt: Luck


Rating and Advisories (required): Mature Audiences (None)

Content Warnings (optional): Miscarriage

Genre: Angst, Drama, Fluff, Hurt/Comfort

Tropes: Family, Fate/Prophecy, Friendship, Marriage, Parenthood, Religion
Completed · Published: 26 Aug 2020 · Updated: 27 Aug 2020 · Words: 3726 · Chapters: 1 · Reviews: 1 · Likes: 0 · Reads: 5

Series: The Unstoppable Force/Immovable Object Continuity





letters

 

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Four times Miranda went home for Spring Break,

 

and

 

One time she didn't.

 

 

 

A story in letters following three young Thunderbirds from their first through their fifth year at Ilvermorny.

 

 

 

Third Place in just.a.willow.tree's Epistolary Challenge


Characters: Original Female Character, Original Male Character

Pairings: OC/OC

Representation: None

Story Type: Challenge Entry, Other (inc. plays, diaries, etc)

FFT Groups: Slytherin
Rating and Advisories (required): Mature Audiences (Suicide, Violence)

Content Warnings (optional): None

Genre: Action/Adventure, Angst, Drama, Fluff, Humor

Tropes: Careers, Family, Friends to Lovers, Friendship, Holidays, Origin Story, Religion, School
Completed · Published: 26 Aug 2020 · Updated: 27 Aug 2020 · Words: 6699 · Chapters: 1 · Reviews: 0 · Likes: 0 · Reads: 2

Series: The Unstoppable Force/Immovable Object Continuity





score

 

banner by la_topolina

 

 

 

There's a scandal brewing at the Royal Opera, and only Filius Flitwick can stop it!

 

 

 

Second Place in grumpy cat's The Scandalous Challenge


Rating and Advisories (required): Mature Audiences (Slurs)

Content Warnings (optional): None

Genre: Action/Adventure, Fluff, Humor

Tropes: Careers, Family
Completed · Published: 26 Aug 2020 · Updated: 27 Aug 2020 · Words: 4151 · Chapters: 1 · Reviews: 1 · Likes: 1 · Reads: 4

Series: None





Cassie Borgin and Snape

 

glorious banner by beyond the rain @ fft

 

 

 

Cassandra Borgin was determined to learn Defense Against the Dark Arts, whatever it took. But what will Headmistress Umbridge and Professor Snape say when they discover a Slytherin in Dumbledore’s Army learning from Harry Potter?


Characters: Harry Potter, Hermione Granger, Millicent Bulstrode, Original Female Character, Pansy Parkinson, Ron Weasley, Severus Snape

Pairings: None

Representation: None

Story Type: One-Shot, Podfic

FFT Groups: Slytherin
Rating and Advisories (required): All Audiences (None)

Content Warnings (optional): None

Genre: Angst, Drama, Fluff

Tropes: Origin Story, School
Completed · Published: 25 Aug 2020 · Updated: 27 Aug 2020 · Words: 3230 · Chapters: 1 · Reviews: 1 · Likes: 1 · Reads: 4

Series: The Unstoppable Force/Immovable Object Continuity





mairi's ghost

banner by la_topolina

 

Muggle ghost Mairi Alpin has spent her death atoning for her sins. Neville Longbottom is struggling to endure his potions classes. Together, they may be able to help each other.

 

Special thanks to Oregonian for allowing me to spin-off her wonderful story Forgive Us Our Trespasses. Mairi is her creation, and I loved getting to continue her story with Neville here.


Characters: Neville Longbottom, Original Female Character, Peeves, Severus Snape

Pairings: None

Representation: None

Story Type: One-Shot

FFT Groups: Slytherin
Rating and Advisories (required): Teen Audiences (None)

Content Warnings (optional): Bullying

Genre: Angst, Fluff, Humor

Tropes: Forgiveness, Friendship, School
Completed · Published: 24 Aug 2020 · Updated: 25 Aug 2020 · Words: 3131 · Chapters: 1 · Reviews: 0 · Likes: 0 · Reads: 4

Series: The Unstoppable Force/Immovable Object Continuity, Neville Longbottom, Knight of the Woeful Countenance





petunia

glorious banner by hotel california @ fft!

 

Raising four-year-old Harry Potter alongside her own son with little support has Petunia at her wit's end. One afternoon a pair of mysterious strangers approach her with an offer that would rid her of Harry forever. But will this devil's bargain truly free her--or will it bury her for good?

 

 

 

written for the ficwip 5K AU challenge


Characters: Arabella Figg, Dudley Dursley, Harry Potter, Minerva McGonagall, Petunia Evans Dursley, Severus Snape

Pairings: None

Representation: Anxiety

Story Type: One-Shot

FFT Groups: Slytherin
Rating and Advisories (required): Mature Audiences (Domestic Abuse, Slurs)

Content Warnings (optional): Bullying

Genre: Angst, AU, Drama

Tropes: Family, Fate/Prophecy, Marriage, Origin Story, Parenthood
Completed · Published: 24 Aug 2020 · Updated: 25 Aug 2020 · Words: 4976 · Chapters: 1 · Reviews: 0 · Likes: 0 · Reads: 6

Series: What if? , Found Magic





confession


banner by la_topolina


 


Father Peter, a young Muggle priest, expects to hear all sorts of things in the confessional--except for the fact that another world exists, hiding in plain sight.


Characters: Fred Weasley I, Molly Weasley I, Original Male Character

Pairings: None

Representation: None

Story Type: One-Shot

FFT Groups: Slytherin
Rating and Advisories (required): All Audiences (None)

Content Warnings (optional): Dying/Grieving

Genre: Fluff, Humor

Tropes: Family, Forgiveness, Origin Story, Parenthood, Religion
Completed · Published: 23 Aug 2020 · Updated: 25 Aug 2020 · Words: 2801 · Chapters: 1 · Reviews: 3 · Likes: 2 · Reads: 9

Series: The Unstoppable Force/Immovable Object Continuity





pirate ship

 

banner by la_topolina

 

 

 

Everyone has dreams. Even Professor Binns.


Characters: Cuthbert Binns

Pairings: None

Representation: None

Story Type: One-Shot, Podfic

FFT Groups: Slytherin
Rating and Advisories (required): Teen Audiences (Violence)

Content Warnings (optional): Dying/Grieving

Genre: Action/Adventure, Angst, Drama

Tropes: Careers, Fate/Prophecy, Origin Story, School
Completed · Published: 24 Aug 2020 · Updated: 24 Aug 2020 · Words: 1051 · Chapters: 1 · Reviews: 3 · Likes: 2 · Reads: 8

Series: None





the brazen serpent


banner by la_topolina


 


Trouble is brewing in the vestibule on Good Friday, and its name is Bill and Charlie Weasley.


Characters: Bill Weasley, Charlie Weasley, Molly Weasley I

Pairings: None

Representation: None

Story Type: One-Shot

FFT Groups: Slytherin
Rating and Advisories (required): All Audiences (None)

Content Warnings (optional): Dying/Grieving

Genre: Angst, Fluff, Humor

Tropes: Family, Forgiveness, Magical Creature, Origin Story, Parenthood, Religion
Completed · Published: 21 Aug 2020 · Updated: 22 Aug 2020 · Words: 2425 · Chapters: 1 · Reviews: 1 · Likes: 1 · Reads: 8

Series: The Unstoppable Force/Immovable Object Continuity