Of all the people in the world, it just had to be Rose Weasley. The universe couldn’t do him a solid and have someone else be on call tonight, no. They couldn’t have a chance meeting when he was maybe not holding a severed finger, oh no.
He didn’t even ask for it to be a great hair day, all he wanted was to not be the half-drugged, slurring wanker with the bleeding hand and the missing finger - was that too much to ask?
Two sides of the same coin live in adjacent offices at the Daily Prophet: Good News and Bad News. Rose Weasley is all joy and repressive outbursts of anger, and Scorpius Malfoy stews in his cynicism and hides behind a smirk. When a Magical Storm ravages London, the two are yeeted into a forced cohabitation that works far, far better than either of them would have predicted.
lovely, lovely banner by beyond the rain
Twenty-one year old Rose Weasley is a wannabe Healer at St. Mungo's, Albus Potter is working as a Curse-Breaker for Gringotts and Scorpius Malfoy wants to be a Beater for Puddlemere.
A story about people doing their best and failing miserably.
HPFT SoTM - July 2020
MFWHAT 2020 - Fluffiest Snake Tale (Runner Up)
FROGS 2020 - Best Humor 2nd Place
Every Tuesday, he passes out on the counter. Every Tuesday, she lets him crash on her couch. Every Wednesday morning, he's gone.
(One-Shot, Post-Hogwarts, Disgusting Fluff)
Companion piece to Witch Slap
Companion to Witch Slap, from their school days
Clovely Home has been the de facto retirement home for the wizarding elderly since the late 1700s. For the most part the place has led a quiet, peaceful existence - until the arrival of two new residents throws it into complete disarray.
A collection of short stories about the people who live at Clovely circa 2030.