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Dudley Dursley reluctantly and somewhat awkwardly accepts an invitation to his cousin's wedding. While there, he meets Harry's friends, discovers some fascinating wizarding adult beverages - and meets Cho Chang, who has her own reasons to find herself out of place and drinking heavily at the wedding of Harry Potter and Ginny Weasley.

In the months to come, this unlikely encounter will make him rethink his attitudes towards the magical world, drastically change the course of both of their lives, and change Dudley's relationship with his family forever.

Rating and Advisories (required): Teen Audiences (None)
Content Warnings (optional): None
Genre: Angst, Fluff, Romance

Tropes: Family, Forgiveness, Parenthood, Rare Pair

Story Type: Novella (under 50,000 words)
Published: 31 Aug 2020 · Updated: 27 Sep 2020 · Words: 24531 · Chapters: 6 · Reviews: 8 · Likes: 5 · Reads: 146

Series: None

Hogwarts, Britain's largest community of magical learning, is only decades old and already bitterly divided. England has fallen to a foreign king. And as the stone walls of Hogwarts grow ever higher, whispers say that Salazar Slytherin is plotting something... Two students from either side of a war are driven together by events that will change Britain, magical and non-magical, forever.


Rating and Advisories (required): Mature Audiences (Consent Issues, Violence)
Content Warnings (optional): Dying/Grieving, War
Genre: Drama, General

Tropes: Origin Story, Star-Crossed Romance

Story Type: Novel (50,000+ words)
Published: 09 Sep 2020 · Updated: 27 Sep 2020 · Words: 20513 · Chapters: 4 · Reviews: 7 · Likes: 1 · Reads: 37

Series: None

Once a week in their sixth year, a few of the members of Dumbledore's Army get together to play Dungeons & Dragons. Unfortunately, some of their romantic attachments are starting to have an effect on the game.


Written for the Spice Up The Archives Challenge on

Rating and Advisories (required): All Audiences (None)
Content Warnings (optional): None
Genre: General, Humor

Tropes: Friendship

Story Type: Challenge Entry, One-Shot, Short Story (under 10,000 words)
Published: 01 Sep 2020 · Updated: 05 Sep 2020 · Words: 1546 · Chapters: 1 · Reviews: 0 · Likes: 0 · Reads: 9

Series: None

An extract from Sturgis Podmore's The Order of the Phoenix, Twenty Years On: Remembering Fallen Friends, attempting to put to rest once and for all that particular rumour about Alastor Moody, how he lost his eye, and that fateful trip to Norway.

Characters: Alastor 'Mad-Eye' Moody

Pairings: None

Representation: None

FFT Groups: Ravenclaw
Rating and Advisories (required): Teen Audiences (Self-Harm)
Content Warnings (optional): War
Genre: General

Tropes: Origin Story

Story Type: Challenge Entry, One-Shot, Short Story (under 10,000 words)
Published: 26 Aug 2020 · Updated: 27 Aug 2020 · Words: 1215 · Chapters: 1 · Reviews: 1 · Likes: 1 · Reads: 10

Series: None