So I am sitting in the kitchen waiting on my Ramen to not be crunchy and started thinking of which houses my co-workers belong in. So here is useless information. 

Mrs. Cubicle neighbor- Accounts Payable

Ravenclaw. She spends a lot of her time like I do- asking why people are doing stupid things instead of smart things. 

Mr. Walrus head- “Accounting Manager” 

Slytherin. Uses personal connections to supervisor and president to get away with not actually doing any work. (Think Slughorn but without any actual compentence) 

Mrs. Super nice clothes- Sales

Slytherin. She is apt at making social connections that will help her and the company. Sells Girl Scouts cookies for people she wants to sign contracts with us, but buys her cookies from her grand daughter. 

Mrs. Way overworked with a million kids- Estimating

Gryffindor. I think she may be super woman. If I had that many projects handed to me by the president, I’d probably die. And she isn’t afraid to tell him he’s wrong.

Mrs. You’re really young looking- Estimating 

Hufflepuff. She will not say a bad thing about anyone. Even if that person is making her job harder. 

Mr. My boss- Controller 

Hufflepuff, could’ve been Ravenclaw at some point, but now he is just a nice old man. Ex- I am not eligible for a raise even though my work load has increased  and I need more income. His solution- slowly increase approved over time until it is generally accepted by our upper management that my position is deserving of 4+ hours of over time a week. Even though he isn’t supposed to approve over time as a general occurrence. 

That is all.