PG 9.COL 4.

LETTERS FROM THE EDITORS.

 

 

B E L G I A N  Q U A F F L E

 

Dear Charlotte, James, and Freddy,

Please, for the love of god, start cooperating with me. I know, this is against all of your nature, to cooperate with an outsider, but for god's sake, I created you all. Have some decency, won't you? Be nice to me. For once, I have actual plans for where I want your story to go. Do you all know how rare that is? Let's all make this easier on everyone by just cooperating with the story line and doing what you're supposed to be doing so I can use it the way I want to.

Freddy- what are you doing, boy? Literally, what are you doing? You've like disappeared from this chapter, bro. You are a central part of this story, you need to return! Like asap would be ideal. James. Charlotte- you two have done the like opposite? Your presence is here, but it's certainly not where I want or need it to be? As the iconic Sharpay Evans once said, "this is not what I want, this is not I planned, and I've just got to say, I do not understand." So we'll regroup, circle back, and make words soon, yeah?

Sarah

 

 

J U L S

 

Dear Charlie, Tonks, and Remus,

Please focus on the focus of the bloody story. One bed - got it? Stop the crushing, Charlie! Stop forgetting you're supposed to be angry at the werewolf for leaving you, Tonks!

And, Remus, stop being soooo bloody guilt ridden.

Thanks!

Sincerely,

juls.

 

 

M A D I M A L F O Y

 

Dear Muse, 

I know it's been a while, and I've had to shove you away so I could focus on academic writing for advancement. Now that I'm free of that burden, please don't run away from me and desert all of my projects that I've gotten myself into for Camp NaNo this month! I would really appreciate some quick wit and strong words from you during this month. 

Also, we gotta get that One Bed fic written, and Bellarke *must* have some ~good times~ by the end of it or I swear I'll be unhappy with you it. 

And don't forget about the Waitress fic either!!

Madi

 

 

M A L F O Y S A N G E L

 

Dear Fred, 

You're dead! You need to tell me who you want to give your eulogy. It would really help me in finally getting your family past your funeral. We really need to move past this ASAP. We can't stay here forever. 

Tasha

 

 

N O E L L E  Z I N G A R E L L A

 

Dear Miranda and Severus,

I love you two to bits, so please don't take this the wrong way, but you're killing me! I mean, I know you're both strong and stubborn as f*ck--and I love that about you, don't get me wrong--but y'all need to learn how to COMMUNICATE! I want to write stories about fluffy kittens and puppies and drinking tea--not angsty fights! You're crazy about each other--could y'all please get it through your thick skulls sooner rather than later? 

No, you can't?

Sigh. No, don't worry I'll be fine; and I'll love you anyway.

Your frazzled authoress,

Noelle

 

 

S O M E T H I N G  W I C K E D

 

dear cassie, erin and victoire. 

my trio of beautiful disatars, my collection of calamities, the charlie's angels of angst… why have you all turned against me? now I get it, we’re all stubborn as a glasgow taxi driver and about as willing to negotiate as a hungarian horntail missing an egg but please, please start to work with me here.  

erin, all that attitude and resentment you’ve got is writing gold but if you could actually open up in a way that would help me write it all down then that would be excellent. at the moment you’re doing an awful lot of showing and not a lot of telling which isn’t exactly ideal, babe. 

vic, i know you’re new here so i’m could be lenient but we’re working on a deadline so if you could stop locking yourself in bathrooms and depressing yourself over the state of your relationship then that would be ideal. dump him, get out the bath, help me get another 1k. 

cassie… darling we’ve been here so many times and we’re on the home stretch now. we started this together, now let’s end it. please? 

i love and hate you all in equal measure,

xoxo

deni

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Got a letter from an editor? Characters giving you troube? Muse acting up, plot taking a long diversion, don't know how to write that scene or have you got it all but can't think of a bloody title?

Comment below and let us know what's bothering you this Camp NaNo Season.

 

 

submissions : sarah, juls, madi, tasha, noelle, deni

graphics : deni

draft : deni