crowsb4bros Posted October 20, 2017 Share Posted October 20, 2017 So I saw this on tumblr today and I thought I’d bring it over. It’s like the fanfic version of kiss/marry/kill. I’ll give you three characters from any fandom and you have to sort them into slow burn/fake date/enemies to lovers and then leave the next three characters for the next person. Feel free to add your thought process! Example: Frodo, Gandalf, Smeagol. Slow burn- Frodo because he's totally a sensitive type and it'd take him forever to solve his feelings. Fake date- Gandalf because tbh Gandalf would only date if it would advance his agenda. Enemies to lovers- Smeagol because it'd start as a supermarket au where they are fighting over delicious dead fish and end with a ring. And the three characters I’m leaving for the next person are Yoda (Star Wars), President Snow (The Hunger Games), and Kingsley Shacklebolt (HP). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alopex Posted October 20, 2017 Share Posted October 20, 2017 Slow burn President Snow because he deserves it? Fake date Yoda because that sounds hilarious. Enemies to lovers Kingsley Shacklebolt because he's a bad ass character, so I'd like to think I'd like him, even if it took a while. I leave Luna Lovegood, the Dowager Countess (Downton Abbey), and Samwell Tarly (ASOIAF). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
crowsb4bros Posted October 22, 2017 Author Share Posted October 22, 2017 I'll do slow burn the Dowager Countess because I can take my time getting to know her plus I imagine she's brilliant. Fake Date Luna Lovegood because I think she'd be hilarious and I'd stay laughing the entire time plus no hard feelings when we separate. Enemies to lovers would def be Samwell Tarly because I want to see what being his enemy would even look like (plus I love sweet nerdy guys sooo) I'm leaving Cornelius Fudge, Lord Voldemort, and Helga Hufflepuff. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
beyond the rain Posted October 22, 2017 Share Posted October 22, 2017 Cornelius Fudge, Lord Voldemort, and Helga Hufflepuff. slow burn: helga hufflepuff, she seems like the kind of character that'd be fun to get to know and actually fall for rather than rush anything. fake date: cornelius fudge. He's minister of magic...he's rich, I'd 'date' him and find out all kinds of fun things in the ministry, and sell everything i know to rita skeeter and dump him enemies to lovers: Lord Voldemort on the agreement that he actually has his nose! out of all three of these characters, voldemorts probably the most passionate - so enemies to lovers makes sense. He has a lot of hate in him, so to go from hating me to loving me would be interesting because apparently he can't love and I leave for you: charlie weasley, rita skeeter, and the 9th doctor from Doctor Who! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Rumpelstiltskin Posted October 23, 2017 Share Posted October 23, 2017 Slow Burn: 9th Doctor, because with I know his troubled soul would take a lot of convincing to even consider starting a relationship. Fake Date: Charlie Weasley ONLY BECAUSE Charlie Weasley belongs with Brad Savage Enemies to Lovers: Rita Skeeter. Of course, we'd initially hate each other. She's nosy and self-centered! However, she's also extremely motivated to be the best at her job -- driven and cunning enough to become an animagus. I think if her motivations were rerouted a little bit, she might actually make a decent person. I'm leaving: Ginny Weasley (HP), Daryl Dixon (The Walking Dead), and Bilbo Baggins (The Hobbit/LotR). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
beyond the rain Posted March 10, 2018 Share Posted March 10, 2018 Ginny Weasley (HP), Daryl Dixon (The Walking Dead), and Bilbo Baggins (The Hobbit/LotR). fake date: ginny weasley - maybe it's in an effort to get Harry to notice her, or just to prove to her brothers that she can get a date just like everyone else. slow burn: daryl dixon - he doesn't fall in love straight away, and it'd take him a while to fall for someone. I mean c'mon it's been how many series and he hasn't noticed that Carol is obviously the one for him. Although I'm lowkey falling in love with him again as I type this enemies to lovers: Bilbo Baggins....i've never seen lord of the rings, so he gets whatever's left I leave for the person below me: Neville Longbottom, Damon Salvatore (tvd), and Elizabeth Bennet Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
crowsb4bros Posted March 10, 2018 Author Share Posted March 10, 2018 Neville Longbottom, Damon Salvatore (tvd), and Elizabeth Bennet ooooh these are good! Slow burn- Elizabeth Bennet because she’s everything I’ve ever wanted out of life. fake date- Neville Longbottom because he’s probably fake dating to get someone really wonderful and he deserves infinite happiness and plants enemies to lovers- Damon Salvatore because I can’t remember exactly which one he is but I’m pretty sure he’s super hot and maybe? evil and I’m shallow. I forgot I had to add one too. Okay, Cho Chang, Marcus Flint, and Horace Slughorn Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mydearfoxy Posted March 10, 2018 Share Posted March 10, 2018 Cho Chang, Marcus Flint, and Horace Slughorn Slow burn: definitely Cho Chang bcs she's honestly an underrated character Fake date: Horace Slughorn bcs I don't think I could lie to myself enough to be actually interested haha Enemies to lovers: Marcus Flint because he actually seems perfect for this plot. Someone write this. I leave behind: Lisa Simpson, Spike (BtVS), Percy Weasley Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HarryGinnyLove88 Posted March 28, 2018 Share Posted March 28, 2018 Lisa Simpson, Spike, Percy Weasley Slow burn: Lisa Fake date: Spike( dont know her) Enemies to lovers: Percy (weasleys the hot ones ?) Harry Potter, Jacob(Twilight), Jack(Titanic) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Levana Posted April 1, 2018 Share Posted April 1, 2018 this is where I have to admit to never having seen the titanic so i know nothing about jack Harry Potter, Jacob (twilight), Jack (titanic) Slow Burn: Harry Potter (because slow burns are the best and I love HP. Also Harry is probably that type to be real into feelings and take ages anyway. and or be like I NEED TO PROTECT YOU SO NAH! and then not date you ) Fake date: Jacob (I guess? I don't know twilight past the first 2 books, but I know he's hardcore into Bella so like. We'd probably pull an elaborate fake date stunt to make Bella and Harry Jealous, you know if this is in the same universe as the above. So HP can stop having a hero complex). Enemies to Lovers: Jack ( I just don't know this dude. so) Tom Riddle, Legolas, and Supreme Leader Snoke (Star Wars) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
crowsb4bros Posted April 1, 2018 Author Share Posted April 1, 2018 I burst out laughing when I saw Snoke on the list. Tom Riddle, Legolas, and Supreme Leader Snoke (Star Wars) slow burn: Legolas (like a whole adventure with hobbits would be perfect tbh) fake date: Supreme Leader Snoke in all his magnificent glory enemies to lover: Tom Riddle <3 I'll leave Fred Weasley, Samwise Gamgee (Lord of the Rings), and Finn (Star Wars) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Levana Posted April 1, 2018 Share Posted April 1, 2018 glad you laughed also you know I had to come back when I saw all three of my husbands faves I'll leave Fred Weasley, Samwise Gamgee (Lord of the Rings), and Finn (Star Wars) Slow burn: Sam Gamgee (my nature loving fave over here. I don't think I need to explain this one) Fake Date: Finn (Okay! we'd do a fake dating where we fall in love) Enemies to Lovers: Fred (Okay, but hear me out on this. As much as I love my main man, my soulmate, and actual husband. We'd have a romcom style he pranks me and I hate him until I realize he's just a fun, loving boy) Steve Rodgers (Captain America), Rey (Star Wars), Salazar Slytherin Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HarryGinnyLove88 Posted April 3, 2018 Share Posted April 3, 2018 Dont know who is Rodgers or Rey ? Slytherin: slow burn Rey: fake date Rodgers: enemies to lovers (hope he is hot ) Hmmmm..... Homer Simpson, Slughorn and Katie Bell Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
beyond the rain Posted April 3, 2018 Share Posted April 3, 2018 slow burn: Homer Simpson because I'm an avid simpsons fan, and I bet that he'd be pretty shy and sweet with women (but yknow marge and homer are the cutest so i don't think id stand a chance ahahaha) fake date: Slughorn, because we're both probably using each other. He's either 'fake dating' me because I have a skill that's useful to him, or I know someone who he'd believe to be a useful connection....and i'm dating him because there's free felix felicis on tap??? enemies to lovers: Katie Bell. She's a Gryffindor quidditch player, so she's competitive I'm assuming? So it'd be like a fight for the house cup, and then we have to work together in potions or transfiguration - and we end up realising we have a lot in common and fall in love but still want to beat the other's team. I leave the person below me: James Potter ii , Captain Holt (Brooklyn nine-nine), and Lana Winters (AHS series 2 and 6) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
crowsb4bros Posted April 3, 2018 Author Share Posted April 3, 2018 James Potter ii , Captain Holt (Brooklyn nine-nine), and Lana Winters (AHS series 2 and 6) OMG okay okay, slow burn: Lana Winters. I think she'd be a slytherin and dark haired slytherins are like my exact type. fake date: Captain Holt. Holt would never have eyes for anyone but Kevin. He'd probably be using me undercover or something, which is fine. I'd be angling for Rosa. enemies to lovers: James Potter II because I've read like ten fics with him as the star of enemies to lovers. Maybe he's quidditch captain and we'll hit all the best cliches. Leaving behind: Hugo Weasley, Rosa Diaz (Brooklyn nine-nine), and Gimli (Lord of the Rings) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PinsandKneazles Posted April 3, 2018 Share Posted April 3, 2018 Hugo Weasley, Rosa Diaz (Brooklyn nine-nine), and Gimli (Lord of the Rings) Hmm. I don't know who Rosa Diaz is at all, so this could be a bit weird Slow burn: Hugo Weasley. I don't reckon he does anything quickly, so Fake date: Gimli; we'd have a bit of laugh at everyone else's expense Enemies to lovers: Rosa Diaz (I Googled her) looks pretty badass and I think we'd clash horribly for at least 20 chapters before we hit a sweet spot Leaving these right here: Eloise Midgeon, Lando Calrissian (Star Wars), Chewbacca Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
crowsb4bros Posted April 3, 2018 Author Share Posted April 3, 2018 Eloise Midgeon, Lando Calrissian (Star Wars), Chewbacca Slow burn: Eloise! I'll be the embodiment of Cormac in Val's story because that's the Eloise I always head canon! Fake date: Lando. We're probably up to some shenanigans that Han has set us up for. Enemies to lovers: Chewie. A rival smuggler, perhaps? I'll leave Severus Snape, Mundungus Fletcher, and Poe Dameron (star wars) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
beyond the rain Posted April 3, 2018 Share Posted April 3, 2018 slow burn - poe!! He's the cutest thing, we're two films in and he hasn't made a move on Finn yet so I'm just assuming he's in it for the long game. enemies to lovers - Severus Snape. Less 'enemies' more i dislike you to lovers. He's so intent on proving to the world that no one cares for him and that he's alive to do his job and serve his masters. Eventually something would happen where he'd realise he's important to some people and then bam! Love would ensue! fake date - Mundungus Fletcher.....he annoyed me a lot. He's incapable of being genuine, and I wouldn't have the patience for him to start a real relationship. It'd just be a cover for some order related thing. I leave with you: Minerva McGonagall, Lily Evans, and Lee Jordan Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PinsandKneazles Posted April 4, 2018 Share Posted April 4, 2018 Minerva McGonagall, Lily Evans, and Lee Jordan Slow burn: Minnie - that layer of austerity would take some chipping away at Enemies to lovers: Lee Jordan - culminating in a melodramatic "it's me or the tarantula" moment Fake date: Lily Evans - what could possibly wind James Potter up more? I'll leave: Fitzwilliam Darcy, Lord Asriel (His Dark Materials trilogy), Dominique Weasley Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
beyond the rain Posted April 9, 2018 Share Posted April 9, 2018 I tried to stay away but fitzwilliam darcy is Slow burn: dominique weasley. I mean I'm only basing this on ron and ginny, but it seems like the weasley clan aren't very forward....so itd take a long time for anything to build up. Enemies to lovers: fitzwilliam darcy with each new portrayal of him we see a lot more passion in mr darcy. He's capable of transferring that passion of hate to love imo. Fake date: Lord Asriel. Is he in the Golden Compass? I can't remember much about him tbh - but we wouldnt click, so i feel like thered be an ulterior motive behind us dating. For tpbm: Marty McFly (back to the future) , Indiana Jones, Rey (star wars) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Levana Posted May 4, 2018 Share Posted May 4, 2018 Marty McFly (back to the future) , Indiana Jones, Rey (star wars) OH BOY Slow Burn: Rey BECAUSE I LOVE HER AND SLOW BURNS ARE THE BEST enemies to lovers: Indiana Jones - as much as I love Indiana Jones, the character itself would probably horribly clash with who I am as a person. Fake Date: Marty McFly - that would just be HILARIOUS Spock (Star Trek), Lando Calrissian (Star Wars), T'Challa (Black Panther/Marvel) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scooterbug8515 Posted May 4, 2018 Share Posted May 4, 2018 Spock (Star Trek), Lando Calrissian (Star Wars), T'Challa (Black Panther/Marvel) Slow Burn - Spock because he's very closed with his emotions so it would totally take some time Fake Date - Well T'Challa is a king, no way do I want anything long term and he needs a proper queen in some respects Enemy to Lovers - Lando cause his cocky attitude would be something that would annoy the crap out of me but eventually we'd get along and honestly - it's Lando! Daniel Jackson (Star Gate), Captain Picard (Star Trek), Mistique (X-Men) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pixileanin Posted May 8, 2018 Share Posted May 8, 2018 Ok. I'll play. Slow burn Daniel Jackson: because he's so slow to get out of his own head anyway. Fake Date: Mistique, because faking is as close as I'd get to her. Enemy To Lovers: Picard. There'd be a lot of misunderstandings, but I think we'd work it out in the end, unless one of us is dead before then. Doctor Dolittle (Doctor Dolittle), Little Red Riding Hood (Little Red Riding Hood), Robin Hood (Robin Hood) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
beyond the rain Posted May 16, 2018 Share Posted May 16, 2018 robin hood - slow burn, essentially the plot of Mulan would happen. I'd join his band of merry men, as a girl pretending to be a man - then I'd reveal myself and he'd keep me around as a badass lady stealing from the rich and giving to the poor and we'd get married. simple. doctor dolittle - enemies to lovers. I'm not a big animal lover??? I would also never believe him if he told me he could talk to animals, and I'd hate him for thinking I was stupid enough to buy into that? IDK little red riding hood - fake date. In my eyes little red is a kid, so I don't see this working out in any shape or form, haha Godric Gryffindor, Nearly Headless Nick, Penelope Clearwater Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
crowsb4bros Posted May 18, 2018 Author Share Posted May 18, 2018 Penelope Clearwater–slow burn because look. listen. if she can tolerate Percy, she'd be able to tolerate me and so she's probably my soulmate. Clever, my headcanon is that she's a babe, and a claw? yeah, I'm down. Nearly Headless Nick–fake date. Shenanigans will ensue. It'll probably be some ploy to get him into the Headless Hunt or seek revenge or something excellent like that. Godric Gryffindor–enemies to lovers. He's a reckless gryffindor type obviously and so I'd definitely find him intolerable, but after a while I'm sure he'd grow on me. I bestow upon you a professor trio: Gilderoy Lockhart, Filius Flitwick, and Pomona Sprout Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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