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Harry and Ron were the absolute worst at doing their Divination homework. Their interpretations of their dream diaries were hilarious and bizarre. When Ron mentions he dreamed of playing quidditch, Harry replied that it meant Ron would probably be eaten by a giant marshmallow.

 

To play this game, post a recent dream you've had and then the next person will interpret it in the spirit of Harry and Ron and post their own dream to be interpreted. Please don't forget to keep in line with the rules of the site.

 

I had a dream that my dog was really good at playing the drums and he wanted to play at this festival I go to every year but I didn't want him to because I was convinced someone would steal him. 

 

What do you suppose that means?

 

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It means you will rekindle an old love. And then be eaten by a rabid monkey.

 

 

I dreamt that I was able to audition for The Voice and got to choose Blake Shelton as my coach. I then went on to be disqualified in the final round because it was discovered that Blake was my long lost Uncle. What do you think this means?

 

 

 

 

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You are going to be trampled by Irish folk dancers.

 

I had a dream I was in a different kind of Hunger Games where we knew we were going to have to kill each other but all lived together first in a house in the middle of nowhere.  I was in the role of Katniss, my character Winston was in the role of Peta and kept forgetting that there was nothing after these 'games' talking about what everyone would do after.  Fox Face was there and we surprisingly got along with her and one other person who I don't know who he was but he was a POC and small and spritely. (Sort of like Rue but 100% not Rue).

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You're going to eat spoiled soup and choke on a piece of potato.

 

I dreamed that my boss was really mad at me and when I went to ask a coworker about it, she told me that if I worked harder and stopped coming in late, maybe I wouldn't have that issue. She was really mean about it and that upset me more because we're really good friends.

 

What does it MEAN? (PS, so not a bad late worker xD)

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A Blast-Ended Skrewt will set fire to your house.

 

I dreamed that I went to another church than I usually do, and apparently there was a Lucia celebration (even though it's actually the middle of summer!?) and therefore you were supposed to have a paid ticket, but I snuck in anyway, and then one of my friends was there to give blessings and she recognised me and somehow realised I didn't have a ticket but she blessed me anyway and I felt pretty guilty...

 

 

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It means you'll win a small fortune and be headbutted by a moose.

 

I had a dream everyone from HPFT was in a conference room at some really fancy hotel and forced me to apologize to my once best friend quite against my will or y'all would kick me off the site.

 

What could it mean?  :o

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It means that you're going to win A BRAND NEW CAR  8)

 

I dreamed that I was fishing on a lake when I caught a fish that sank my boat. Other than that it's telling me that I shouldn't use a fishing rod on my vacation, what does this mean?

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You're going to be eaten by a big, greasy monster.

 

I dreamed that I was travelling with The Doctor and Harry Potter and they both kept arguing about the complexity of the levity of the reverse polarization of the wibbly wobbly flying settings of a Firebolt. Perhaps I need to lay off my fandoms, but what is THAT supposed to mean?

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It means you are going to meet Daniel Radcliffe the day you turn 80 and he will sign your broom.

 

I had a dream (just last night actually), where we were living in this dystopian society run by this company who brainwashes everyone into their distorted ideas of perfection and creates sameness. The company's owner's name was Mr. Boa (as in the feathered scarf thingy), and a lot of people I know were in the dream.

 

What does this mean???!!!!

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It means you're living in a virtual, fake reality.

 

I dreamt that I fell into my computer screen and became hpft. and then I had 161 tiny people in my pockets. i counted them all. And then I painted them like in Minecraft. But then I was cut up into pieces by a bikie gang on the back of a ute and stirred into a stew. (bc ofc thats going to happen)

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It means you should be wary of potato bakes.

 

I had a dream where my entire family and friendship circle were living in the medieval era with loads of Game of Thrones characters. Ned Stark wouldn't believe me when I said that he'd be betrayed and ended up being shot with an arrow beside the river. I spent the rest of the dream helping Jon and Arya (mostly Arya) hide away from camp so that they wouldn't be executed.

 

What does that mean (aside from the fact that I have a minor obsession with Game of Thrones)?

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It means you're going to die a painful death (everyone dies on that show). But you'll come back like Jon.

 

I dreamt I was a teenager again, only I was at Hogwarts and it was in the Marauder's Era because Sirius was there being, well, Sirius. And then instead of taking the stairs, I got on an elevator with Severus. He told me I shouldn't be there because no one liked him. Everything disappeared (including Severus) as the elevator rose and I was in a building New York City looking for the door to the theater because I had tickets to Les Miserables and I was so late for the show - I could hear them singing.

 

(When I woke up I remembered the song - it was the one by Cosette and Marius, who plays Newt in the upcoming Fantastic Beasts).

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It means your opportunity to come clean about stepping on all those insects has come and gone. Everything will come full circle in the nuclear apocalypse and you'll be stepped on by a giant cockroach. Also, your laundry has probably been washed.

 

I had a dream where I was in a really intense wizard's duel with like five different people.

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Soon, you will be presented with five suitors in a tournament of solitaire. Only the one who can defeat you is worthy of you, but you will hate him and try to hex him.

 

So, recently I had this dream about a collab I've been working on, this one scene in particular of the Hufflepuff-Ravenclaw match and I was my OC, a keeper. And Tyrion Lannister (not even Peter Dinklage the actor, just the GoT character...) was playing Scorpius Malfoy. And I fell off my broom and he tried to save me.

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It means that you are going to be transported to the wizarding world and Scorpius Malfoy will be your father.

 

I had a dream where I was buying books and then I got to the cashier and it was a person I didn't know very well but I still knew from a little while ago and I immediately knew who they were. So, to avoid embarrassment I dropped the books and ran right out of the bookstore, but not before running into a shelf and the whole store collapsing.

 

What does this mean?!

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Hm... books are heavy so in a dream they probably mean you will have a hard time... and the dream is embarrassing in itself, sou you will probably be embarrased in real life as well... and after all I think it means that you will be run over by a car driven by a drunk Kneazle

 

your post was quite long ago, you can tell me if I was right... :)

 

in my dream I woke up to find myself transformed into a giant insect

 

does that mean that I like Kafka? :D

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Ooh, possibly. But I think it means you are going to start your own rubber duck making company ;)

 

I had a dream where my parents drove me to my school in the middle of the night and when we went in, it had turned into Asda. I walked on further and Asda suddenly turned into Legoland. What does this mean??

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It means that you will get a literal ton of legos thrown at you by kindergarteners in the near future.

 

I had a dream where the brother of a person I hated got lost in the big city that I live in during the summer as opposed to the small city I live in during the rest of the year, and I found him and his parents were in a city three hours away, so he slept on my couch. And when I got up for a glass of water I passed him and he was yelling at his little brother in his sleep (the aforementioned person of dislike) not to kill Jesus. As in the actual Jesus.

 

What does this mean???

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It means that you will develop a severe allergy to tomatoes.

 

 

I had a dream where three of my friends and I weren't allowed onto a bus because we were dressed as lions, and then we snuck in a secret trapdoor into a luggage compartment and hitchhiked until we reached an art museum, where we got a free tour.

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Lions are often a symbol of courage and secret trap doors are secret. Sooo, your dream may mean you'll find yourself having a serious talk over tea with Aslan. It'll be painful but you'll like it.

 

I had a dream I walked through a door into an empty room and felt relieved at the sight of nothing. When I turned back around to close the door, a guy I'd dreamt of before smiled at me reassuringly.

What does this mean? (Tbh been getting this dream a lot.)

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It means that it's about time you may go working outside as your children grow up. But don't forget taking care of your husband.

 

I had a dream I was a hero who must beat the troll in front of me on the bridge over the enormous river, however, I had no sword, or the other weapon.  Then I heard a big mushroom laugh at me in a condescending manner.

What does this mean?

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