the wishlist of your friendly neighbourhood pirate

[grumpy cat]

things have been really fucking tough these last couple of months and i'm hoping this event will get me in a better, gift-giving mood (yes, this is me hyping myself up for it can you tell ,,,,)

i'd love for you to spread the love across wishlists, even if it's posting in someone's wishlist to say 'hey, you're pretty damn cool'

+ my other aka the selfish wishlist:

i'm weak for reviews (especially on my newer stuff like all your darkest roads / you're ripped at every edge but you're a masterpiece / physical fatality / homemade dynamite / lingering darkness / corrupted lungs / you should see me in a crown /but literally anything)

i'm also weak for stories (even just drabbles) featuring lily/sirius or narcissa/lucius or narcissa/gideon prewett (idk this came randomly when i was writing you should see me in a crown) but definitely narcissa being bamf or mrs zabini being hella badass and murdering her x? husbands and taking all their money and did i mention being fucking badass? and and and awesome!regulus!pls-let-him-live /to clarify: i will also love any recs of these stories

[800 words of heaven]

Left a little (rambling) review on singing lights from lingering darkness

[ineffable_season]

3 hours ago, pirate grumpy cat said:

Kris, can I just say that this gif has me lmao? It's so accurate for 2020, my mood this week, and it just seems kind of you too. I mean that in the most complimentary way possible...in the sense that it's like aesthetically you...lol. I don't even know if that makes sense. But ILY.  Anyway, I'll be back with actual gifts at some point in time, but for now just know this has brightened my day lol. 

[grumpy cat]

10 hours ago, 800 words of FAIRIES said:

Left a little (rambling) review on singing lights from lingering darkness

ayyy thank you so much!

9 hours ago, prideofsnowfairies said:

Kris, can I just say that this gif has me lmao? It's so accurate for 2020, my mood this week, and it just seems kind of you too. I mean that in the most complimentary way possible...in the sense that it's like aesthetically you...lol. I don't even know if that makes sense. But ILY.  Anyway, I'll be back with actual gifts at some point in time, but for now just know this has brightened my day lol. 

ahahah i decided that the gif was the snowman equivalent of elmo on fire which is basically me so i love this

[ineffable_season]

Ok, Kris, I am here with a  "real," gift  this time. (Also I'm laughing at the snowman gif again . Maybe I'm losing my damn mind this week because of work things I dunno.) Anyway, I left some more reviews on lingering darkness because I noticed the following chapters had 0 reviews & well...that just wouldn't do. I didn't hit them all up, but I definitely did hit up ones that resonated with me and I felt like I could adequately contribute thoughts to. They are:

• "we fade"
• "four am"
• "a deal with the devil" (And also I felt like my takeaway from this poem could be applied to "tainted blood," as well...I just didn't want to repeat myself in a review, but I wanted you to know that.)
•  "radiant nightmare"
• "a vibrant melody" (Also I felt like my review of this one could be applied in some ways to "the glass shard." obviously you didn't use art in the latter, but it's the idea of 'us against the world.' I just wanted you to know that I loved that one too!)
• "vandal"

Anyway, I hope my reviews are ok. I know I ramble a lot in them LOL. Happy December my friend! (Also I'm continuing to cry about BSG as I slowly watch my way through it.)

 Courtney 

[grumpy cat]

@prideofsnowfairies omg you're legit spoiling me thank you, they're wonderful reviews and like so insightful and i'm so damn glad you ~felt something when reading those poems

(also we fade was actually written just in the aftermath of my cousin's death so...yeah )

[Lost_Robin]

I left you a review, and I hope you have a really nice day!!!! (also, holy crap, my heart after reading you're ripped at every edge but you're a masterpiece)

[grumpy cat]

1 hour ago, Lost_Robin said:

I left you a review, and I hope you have a really nice day!!!! (also, holy crap, my heart after reading you're ripped at every edge but you're a masterpiece)

ayy thank you so much

[dreamshadow]

howdy kris! i'm here to drop off a review for +you're ripped at every edge but you're a masterpiece, and to tell you that it's been a true pleasure having you as a fellow mod. i hope things start to turn around for you

[GotNoJamsss]

Ahoy There! I know you asked for reviews/stories, but my writing muse is a fickle beast that fucked off after NaNo  BUT it's giving me a chance to flex my art skills that have been laying by the wayside between work, school, and writing so I made you a 'lil somein somein of Badass Narcissa  

[grumpy cat]

7 hours ago, dreamofsnowflakes said:

howdy kris! i'm here to drop off a review for +you're ripped at every edge but you're a masterpiece, and to tell you that it's been a true pleasure having you as a fellow mod. i hope things start to turn around for you

thank you so much jill

5 hours ago, RogueMidwinter said:

Ahoy There! I know you asked for reviews/stories, but my writing muse is a fickle beast that fucked off after NaNo  BUT it's giving me a chance to flex my art skills that have been laying by the wayside between work, school, and writing so I made you a 'lil somein somein of Badass Narcissa  

ayy this is beautiful, thank you!! (and i legit appreciate anything someone wants to gift me )

[ineffable_season]

So erm Kris...I was also kind of inspired to write a Narcissa & Gideon drabble of sorts for you. It's nbd. I just erm...well yeah...hope you like it. 

Courtney  

[grumpy cat]

1 hour ago, prideofsnowfairies said:

So erm Kris...I was also kind of inspired to write a Narcissa & Gideon drabble of sorts for you. It's nbd. I just erm...well yeah...hope you like it. 

Courtney  

oh wow i'm

thank you so much i loved it and i just ,,,it's perfect thank you

[Archer Rose]

kris, a little holiday review for you 

happy holidays!

[grumpy cat]

41 minutes ago, sugar plum quill said:

kris, a little holiday review for you 

happy holidays!

thank you abbi!! it's such a beautiful review

[Felpata_Lupin]

Hi, Kris!

I'm here with a little review for you!

Happy holidays, darling!

 

[grumpy cat]

12 hours ago, Felpata_Blizzard said:

Hi, Kris!

I'm here with a little review for you!

Happy holidays, darling!

 

thank youuu!

[something wicked]

i'll be back soon 

[grumpy cat]

6 hours ago, something wicked said:

i'll be back soon 

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now i have to write a narcissa/gideon at some point as not just random background stuff in a larger story bc this is fucking gorgeous

[abhorsen.]

hi friendly neighborhood pirate ily, idk if this counts as a gift but i did it so +rec

also i left four reviews on +lingering darkness ily

[grumpy cat]

1 hour ago, ice fairy abhorsen. said:

hi friendly neighborhood pirate ily, idk if this counts as a gift but i did it so +rec

also i left four reviews on +lingering darkness ily

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you're absolutely wonderful

[shadowycorner]

I have finally reviewed ripped at every edge and i just...

you are so brilliant!

also, i hope days get better for you, my friend

[grumpy cat]

45 minutes ago, shadowysnowyfairy said:

I have finally reviewed ripped at every edge and i just...

you are so brilliant!

also, i hope days get better for you, my friend

this review is literally everything

[Renacerá]

Hi Kris! I just wanted to drop by and say happy holidays! And, of course, recommend my favorite Narcissa story to you: oxygen+

Enjoy the rest of 2020!

[grumpy cat]

19 minutes ago, Renacerá said:

Hi Kris! I just wanted to drop by and say happy holidays! And, of course, recommend my favorite Narcissa story to you: oxygen+

Enjoy the rest of 2020!

ayy thank you so much! but also the sad react is bc i just read it and it’s beautiful but it absolutely killed my lil heart