Call me Deeds! I write the occasional HP fic. Most (all) of my stories all ridiculous. Need a laugh? You've come to the right place.
New for 2018:
On The Brink - WIP; novel
Weasley - WIP; short story
Dancing With the Death Eaters - one-shot
Those Curious Gryffindor Boys - one-shot
Welcome to the first ever Dancing with the Death Eaters!
For "The #Squad Challenge" on HPFT
Neville must have an uncomfortable talk with James and Hugo.
This is for 'The Snazzy Words Challenge' by val on the forums
Cedric and Cho go on their first date.
Even villains deserve a break.
For 'The Parody Challenge'
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All Cedric wants is to celebrate Valentine's Day with Cho Chang.
If Hermione wanted romance in their relationship, Ron would give her romance.
(inspired by Romeo & Juliet)
Harry and Ginny talk to James about the war.
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Love, Blaise thinks is missing someone when they are not near. Love is staying up at night and hoping for their survival.
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Percy supposed he should have asked Oliver to help him first and then explain his current ab-session, instead of asking him to remove his shirt and let Percy take a 'gander' at his chest. (Percy/Oliver, a bromance)
For a moment Serenity Lovegood glowed brighter than the sun.
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All Ginny Weasley wants is for Harry Potter to marry her.
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War does not pay the bills and neither does being a member of the Order.
(and being Sirius's personal assistant bruises his ego)
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Ron explains to Rose where babies come from. Sort of.
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His eyes were green.
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Come one, come all to the first annual Squib Valentine’s Day Mixer!
The perfect chance to meet your non-magical partner in life.
(Refreshments will be served)
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Dudley Dursley was a pig in a wig.
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Hermione searches for the love of her life in words.
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