What do seven professional art thieves do in their spare time?
Attend college, of course.
[a modern college au chatfic]
The Marauders and Co navigating the triumphs and defeats, the epic highs and lows of Hogwarts University
Or something like that.
[modern college au chatfic]
"Younger sons cannot marry where they like." - Col Fitzwilliam (Pride & Prejudice)
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There’s little use in being a gentleman when you’re the younger son of a younger son. In fact, the person with the greatest chance of succeeding around here is Ginevra (if only she’d be reasonable).
But the willful sons and daughter of Burrough House in Devonshire may just find their way with a little nerve and a lot of heart (and some very unladylike behaviour).
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(A Regency-era Muggle AU)
How didn't I know?
I like like her.
*
heartstopper fic
imogen/sahar
Sic semper tyrannis
It is the morning of 26th December 1968 and the scandal breaks like a storm: Minister Nobby Leach has been poisoned. The suspect, Abraxas Malfoy, sits in a holding cell, red-handed and innocent. Auror Alice Longbottom is leading the investigation - not into the poisoning, but into a string of strange crimes: people vanishing, candlesticks stolen, and rumours that the dead are coming back. The Department of Mysteries is reluctant to help: James Selwyn left the office three weeks ago under a cloud of suspicion, and since then the Death Chamber has been locked, its contents sealed away.
Eyes are watching everything, everywhere, spying on protests and squishing riots, but talk is growing in the shadows: turning from unrest to rebellion to revolution.
Lord Voldemort is ready.
the sequel to Imperium
|| Inkys 2023 Winner: Best Villain ||
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With everything in life, there is a season. And they are always changing.
Maria Wynstone is mostly content with a quiet life at her family's country estate, but as the daughter of a gentleman farmer, she knows that a few bad seasons can make all the difference to one's circumstances. And Maria has had her fair share of bad seasons in Town, to make her never wish to quit there again.
Arthur Colbourne does not mind the law per se, but an embarrassing bumble in court rattles his confidence to the point where he questions all he's ever worked for. However, when his Uncle Wallace unexpectedly dies and he inherits the estate, Arthur finds himself thrust into a role that he is quite underprepared for, particularly when he meets the daughter of his new neighbour, Miss Maria Wynstone.
Drawn to her quiet charms, Arthur finds himself feeling things he's never experienced before. And when the delightful Miss Wynstone receives startling news about her brother, Gerry, Arthur cannot help but offer his services to help her find the truth of what happened to him. As the hunt for Gerry reaches a critical turning point, both Maria and Arthur are confronted not only for their growing feelings for one another, but also ghosts from their pasts. They must then find a way to move beyond their individual failings, should they want to succeed together.
Written for inmyownlittlecorner's Regency Rep Challenge.
A bouquet of moments on Etheria
for prideofprewett's Our Favorite Tropes BINGO Challenge
Zoya Nazalensky thought nothing could be worse than taking an intro acting class as a senior.
Then she met Nikolai Lantsov.
When Lan Wangji walks out of his high-end dental practice in Shanghai, he gets in his car and just drives.
Wei Wuxian isn't sure how or why Lan Wangji ended up in Jinxi, but he's not sure the village life is really for him.
The only problem? Lan Wangji is too stubborn to realise this and somehow, he's made this Wei Wuxian's concern.
(Or, the Hometown Cha Cha Cha!AU no one asked for)
|| Inkys 2022 Winner: Best Description; March 2022 Story of the Month ||
There are Jiangshi corpses on the streets, a statue dancing through the parks, and rumours of Yin Iron and corruption slipping in with the mists from the sea.
These things are normal.
There is a toddler found alone on a boat and burning, a strange man with a red ribbon sits in Lan Wangji's seat, and the Little Apple Twist mocktail now has vodka.
These things are not.
Or, Wei Wuxian returns to Hong Kong and really, everything spirals out of control from there.
Reginald Dennison, the future Lord Mahglin, steals a forbidden book from his father's library and begins to learn some dangerous Dark Magic curses. Liam is a Fifth Year and is elected prefect! His relationship with Vanessa starts up strong, but soon hits a rough patch. Will they stay together? Stacy discovers her mystery future girlfriend. Benedict is slowly drawn into a complex relationship with the Slytherin girls, Alyssa, Freya and Meriko. Plus, Neville Longbottom returns to Hogwarts. All this and more, and this is just the first half of the story. Stay tuned!
I have toned down the language in a few passages to comply with Teen Rating standards.
This is Book Five of my series, Wren of Hufflepuff.
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Emma Rhodes' Guide to a Successful Beach Vacation:
1. Never be seen without a drink in hand;
2. Don't leave the house without a camera;
3. Pretend like the last five months never happened;
And 4?
Throw it all away when her ex-boyfriend shows up across the street.
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2023 Golden Ink Award, Favorite Supporting Character (John Murphy) Runner Up
2023 Golden Ink Aawrd, Best Cast/Ensemble Finalist
2023 Golden Ink Award, Favorite Lead Pairing (Emma Rhodes/John Murphy) Finalist
2023 Golden Ink Award, Best Series/Universe (sanctum beach series) Finalist
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Not everyone gets the chance to live out their great love story. Some are only left to dream about such a love. But that is not the case for Emmeline Vance and Rose Jorkins.
30 flash fiction stories depicting the high moments in the Vance-Jorkins relationship.
Inspired by RogueSlytherin's "I'll Read Fluff If I Want To," challenge.
Hermione Granger. Sociology and Political Science major. Member of Pi Delta Nu. Raging against the system.
Draco Malfoy. Psychology major. Member of Omega Psi Delta. Reeking of privilege.
The only thing these two have in common is how much they hate each other. Right?
The most perfect banner by aurevoir!
Written for down-in-flames' "The Modern AU Challenge"
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"Friends til the end, remember?"
Lavender/Parvati
2015 Diadem Finalist: Best LGBTQA+ || 2016 Diadem Finalist: Best LGBTQA+ Character - Parvati || 2017 F.R.O.G.S. Nominee: Best Minor Character- Parvati || 2018 F.R.O.G.S. Nominee: Best Family/Friendship- Lavender/Parvati
Wen Qing: this chat wasn't created so you could spam everyone in it with your endless crying over lan zhan
Wen Qing: it's been a thousand years, how is this still going on?
Jiang Wanyin: thinking this would ever stop was your first mistake
Jiang Wanyin: the second is thinking wuxian created this chat for anything other than bitching
Jin Zixuan: Didn't Huaisang create this chat?
Nie Huaisang: for the vibes~~~
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Francie Farrell isn't sure what to do, and that's putting it lightly. When Lily Potter isn't ignoring her outright, she's warning her not to say a word about their interactions to anyone, but how is she supposed to explain away all that dragon's blood?
Hogwarts, Britain's largest community of magical learning, is only decades old and already bitterly divided. England has fallen to a foreign king. And as the stone walls of Hogwarts grow ever higher, whispers say that Salazar Slytherin is plotting something... Two students from either side of a war are driven together by events that will change Britain, magical and non-magical, forever.
It is a truth, universally acknowledged, that a young witch in possession of prodigious talent, must be in want of a rival.
See what happens when a Rose full of pride (and not a little prejudice) meets a Scorpius full of neither.
Like P&P the romance will eventually come, but Rose has to fall in hate with Scorpius long before she finds out how much he really means to her.
*sigh* because it is a thing now, I have to say that this was started before the Cursed Child came out, and as such is probably non-compliant with it. *even deeper sigh*
Fairy siblings Strombo and Tansy through the years.
Written for victoria_anne's "Sibling" Challenge and Chelts-rhj's "Umbrella Academy" Challenge!
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Six wrongdoers. Six social spheres. Six stories.
One horrible vice principal (hem hem!)
Eight hours stuck in a room together.
Ladies and gentlemen, detention is now in session.
A Breakfast Club-inspired modern AU.
1st place in down-in-flames's Modern AU Challenge
& dreamshadow's Trapped Together Challenge
oh girl, you fool, you made a grave mistake, you fell in love with a free thing, you fell in love with a traveller
Written for maraudertimes' Break My Heart challenge at the forums
I was good at staking out the competition. That's why at breakfast, instead of concentrating on what I was putting on my plate, I was frowning at the Ravenclaw table.
A companion one shot to Brutal Love
Pool is anything but a game. Play with caution, because you're playing for keeps.
I think it is perfectly logical to suggest that Asian grandmothers are like fey,
always tricking you into joining them with food.
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