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It's the bottom of the ninth, the Order of the Phoenix is down by three, and the world is on the line.


Rating and Advisories (required): Teen Audiences (Slurs, Violence)

Content Warnings (optional): None

Genre: Action/Adventure, AU, Fluff, Humor, Parody

Tropes: Fate/Prophecy, Friendship
Completed · Published: 19 Aug 2020 · Updated: 01 Jun 2023 · Words: 1725 · Chapters: 1 · Reviews: 2 · Likes: 2 · Reads: 578

Series: None





How Draco Malfoy felt when his beloved drowned. And what he did next...


Characters: Draco Malfoy

Pairings: Draco Malfoy/OC (HP)

Representation: None

Story Type: Poetry

FFT Groups:
Rating and Advisories (required): Teen Audiences (None)

Content Warnings (optional): Cheating

Genre: Parody

Tropes: Rare Pair
Completed · Published: 29 Jun 2021 · Updated: 29 Jun 2021 · Words: 190 · Chapters: 1 · Reviews: 2 · Likes: 1 · Reads: 847

Series: None





Her wedding was going to be the stuff of fairytales. Her children were going to be beautiful. And her husband would cut a striking figure in his impeccably tailored robes on the day she buried him.

 


Characters: Draco Malfoy, Pansy Parkinson

Pairings: Draco Malfoy/Pansy Parkinson (HP)

Representation: None

Story Type: One-Shot

FFT Groups:
Rating and Advisories (required): Mature Audiences (Consent Issues, Domestic Abuse, Sexual Content, Violence)

Content Warnings (optional): None

Genre: Parody, Smut

Tropes: Love/Hate Relationships
Completed · Published: 05 Sep 2020 · Updated: 05 Sep 2020 · Words: 7248 · Chapters: 1 · Reviews: 4 · Likes: 2 · Reads: 56

Series: None





Stories written for the House Cup and other forum events. 


Rating and Advisories (required): All Audiences (Violence)

Content Warnings (optional): None

Genre: Childrens' Stories, Dark, Fluff, Humor, Parody

Tropes: Careers, Law/Politics, Magical Creature
Completed · Published: 12 Sep 2019 · Updated: 26 Jun 2020 · Words: 1001 · Chapters: 2 · Reviews: 12 · Likes: 7 · Reads: 2710

Series: None





The Dark Arts

 

The students who are drawn to the Dark Arts are always sorted into Slytherin. The Dark Arts are completely forbidden at Hogwarts. Slytherin House is not happy about that at all. Parody one-shot nonsense.

 

image by Mottsnave

 


Characters: Blaise Zabini, Draco Malfoy, Gregory Goyle, Millicent Bulstrode, Pansy Parkinson, Severus Snape, Theodore Nott, Vincent Crabbe Jr.

Pairings: None

Representation: None

Story Type: One-Shot

FFT Groups:
Rating and Advisories (required): Teen Audiences (Violence)

Content Warnings (optional): Internalized Oppression

Genre: Humor, Parody

Tropes: Careers, Dystopian, School
Completed · Published: 01 Apr 2020 · Updated: 05 Apr 2020 · Words: 529 · Chapters: 1 · Reviews: 2 · Likes: 1 · Reads: 742

Series: None





by bibbsby bibbs

(banner by wonderful bibbs)

It's Chrismas Eve, and Remus wonders what would have happened in his life if he hadn't been bitten.


Rating and Advisories (required): Teen Audiences (Sexual Content, Violence)

Content Warnings (optional): Discrimination

Genre: Action/Adventure, Angst, AU, Drama, Fluff, General, Humor, Parody, Romance

Tropes: Forgiveness, Friendship, Holidays, Lycanthropy, Marriage, Questioning Identity
Completed · Published: 29 Sep 2018 · Updated: 18 Oct 2019 · Words: 5480 · Chapters: 1 · Reviews: 4 · Likes: 1 · Reads: 800

Series: None





phineas

 

glorious banner by the incomparable starbuck@TDA

 

It's 1875. Phineas Nigellus, young heir to the House of Black, has had his future planned for him since the day he was born.

 

But when, on a dark and stormy night, he meets an uninvited guest at his engagement party, his life will change forever in ways he could never have foreseen. 

 

Before the end he will learn the price of duty, discover the meaning of true love, and cut down the legions of Hell. 


Characters: Phineas Nigellus Black

Pairings: Unlisted Pairing

Representation: Bisexual/Biromantic, Gay, LGBTQIA+

Story Type: Novella (under 50,000 words)

FFT Groups:
Rating and Advisories (required): Mature Audiences (Sexual Content, Slurs, Violence)

Content Warnings (optional): Cheating, Discrimination

Genre: Action/Adventure, Crossover, Dark, Drama, Humor, Parody, Romance

Tropes: Family, Friends to Lovers, Friendship, Marriage, Questioning Identity, Star-Crossed Romance, Vampirism
Incomplete · Published: 14 Apr 2019 · Updated: 18 Jul 2019 · Words: 8706 · Chapters: 2 · Reviews: 26 · Likes: 13 · Reads: 212

Series: Sitewide Stories of the Month, Slytherin MFWHATA Winners, FROGS Winners





Sometimes true love comes in unexpected ways...

 

For aelaia's Riddikulus Ship Challenge and for potionpartner's and wildest dream's What If Challenge

 

Dedicated to Sophie (Marauder Lady) <3

 

Golden Chalices 2020 runner-up: best light fic


Characters: Petunia Evans Dursley, Regulus Black

Pairings: None

Representation: None

Story Type: Challenge Entry, One-Shot

FFT Groups:
Rating and Advisories (required): All Audiences (None)

Content Warnings (optional): None

Genre: AU, Fluff, Humor, Parody, Romance

Tropes: Rare Pair, Soulmates, Star-Crossed Romance
Completed · Published: 19 Mar 2019 · Updated: 02 Apr 2019 · Words: 2895 · Chapters: 1 · Reviews: 18 · Likes: 6 · Reads: 686

Series: Freaks and filth - the Tuney/Reg verse





Written for The Great Collab of 2018-2019

 

"Hey, I'm back from the Brink!" Fabian called out to the empty house as if anyone cared where he went or when he'd be back.  Never mind that, because he had a plan.


Characters: Original Female Character, Original Male Character

Pairings: None

Representation: Depression

Story Type: Challenge Entry

FFT Groups:
Rating and Advisories (required): Teen Audiences (None)

Content Warnings (optional): Internalized Oppression

Genre: Action/Adventure, Angst, Dark, Humor, Parody

Tropes: Careers, Friendship, Magical Creature
Completed · Published: 28 Mar 2019 · Updated: 28 Mar 2019 · Words: 2565 · Chapters: 1 · Reviews: 2 · Likes: 0 · Reads: 1400

Series: 2019 Collab





by crowsforbros aka paula

banner created by the talented crowsforbros

Hermione decides to hold a Bake Off for her favorite charity.

Written for:

UnluckyStar 57's 'The Great British Bake Off AU Challenge'

and

crestwood's 'Ensemble Challenge'


Rating and Advisories (required): Mature Audiences (None)

Content Warnings (optional): None

Genre: Crossover, Fluff, General, Humor, Parody

Tropes: Family, Friendship, Love/Hate Relationships
Incomplete · Published: 23 Jan 2019 · Updated: 17 Feb 2019 · Words: 4163 · Chapters: 2 · Reviews: 8 · Likes: 3 · Reads: 70

Series: None





It's common sense to run away from Hogwarts with your straight male best friend when you’re pregnant with his cousin’s child. This is why Emma Green is a Ravenclaw.

 

For the New Beginnings challenge of the 2019 HPFT Collaboration. Sequel to The Art of Dramaticism.


Characters: Albus Severus Potter, Original Female Character

Pairings: Albus Severus Potter/OC (Harry Potter)

Representation: None

Story Type: Challenge Entry, One-Shot

FFT Groups:
Rating and Advisories (required): Mature Audiences (Sexual Content)

Content Warnings (optional): None

Genre: General, Humor, Parody, Romance

Tropes: Friends to Lovers, School, Teen Pregnancy
Completed · Published: 16 Jan 2019 · Updated: 16 Jan 2019 · Words: 1963 · Chapters: 1 · Reviews: 5 · Likes: 0 · Reads: 62

Series: 2019 Collab





cr.: vendetta@tda



Honestly, if someone told him this morning that he’s going to be attacked by a vampire on his way back from the library, rejected half a second later because apparently he’s not delicious enough for the guy’s liking, and then have said vampire concerned about his health – well, he’d tell them to check out the local GP when they next have the chance.


Surely this isn’t normal?


[Or: Sirius is desperate, and Remus is both anaemic and 500% done with the world.]


Characters: Remus Lupin, Sirius Black

Pairings: Remus Lupin/Sirius Black (HP)

Representation: Gay, LGBTQIA+

Story Type: One-Shot

FFT Groups:
Rating and Advisories (required): Mature Audiences (Violence)

Content Warnings (optional): None

Genre: AU, Humor, Parody

Tropes: Vampirism
Completed · Published: 28 Apr 2018 · Updated: 30 Apr 2018 · Words: 4951 · Chapters: 1 · Reviews: 4 · Likes: 3 · Reads: 67

Series: None






Banner by enycha22 @ TDA.


There is no 'Bring a Muggle to School' Day, and I should stop insisting that there is.

MFWHATA 2018: WINNER for Best Laugh Out Loud Moment
Silver Scale 2015: WINNER for Best Humor

 


Characters: Fred Weasley I, George Weasley, Minerva McGonagall, Original Female Character

Pairings: None

Representation: None

Story Type: One-Shot

FFT Groups:
Rating and Advisories (required): Teen Audiences (None)

Content Warnings (optional): None

Genre: Fluff, Humor, Parody

Tropes: None
Completed · Published: 12 Apr 2018 · Updated: 13 Apr 2018 · Words: 1919 · Chapters: 1 · Reviews: 5 · Likes: 2 · Reads: 887

Series: Slytherin MFWHATA Winners





gorgeous banner by sammm@TDA





This story has it all! Flawless characters, magical makeup transformations, broom cupboards, evil queen bees, stolen kisses in the rain, and the token obnoxious friend who's unbelievably beautiful but somehow can’t hold down a boyfriend. It’s almost like it was written for PepperFinn’s Worst Story EVER Challenge.


Characters: Dominique Weasley, James Sirius Potter, Original Female Character

Pairings: James Sirius Potter/OC (HP)

Representation: None

Story Type: Challenge Entry, One-Shot

FFT Groups:
Rating and Advisories (required): Mature Audiences (Slurs, Sexual Content)

Content Warnings (optional): None

Genre: Humor, Parody, Romance

Tropes: None
Completed · Published: 31 Mar 2018 · Updated: 31 Mar 2018 · Words: 2016 · Chapters: 1 · Reviews: 1 · Likes: 0 · Reads: 41

Series: None





A retelling of the claymation classic Rudolph and the Island of Misfit Toys featuring a red-nosed Remus and not-really-a-Slytherin Sirius.


Rating and Advisories (required): Mature Audiences (None)

Content Warnings (optional): None

Genre: Action/Adventure, Fluff, Humor, Parody

Tropes: None
Completed · Published: 15 Jan 2018 · Updated: 17 Jan 2018 · Words: 8012 · Chapters: 1 · Reviews: 0 · Likes: 0 · Reads: 14

Series: None





Perilune: The closest point to the Moon in an object's orbit around it.

 

For BellaLestrange87's Parody Challenge

Dedicated to Lizzie, Kaitlin, and Sian


Characters: James Potter I, Peter Pettigrew, Remus Lupin, Sirius Black

Pairings: Remus Lupin/Sirius Black (HP)

Representation: None

Story Type: Challenge Entry, One-Shot

FFT Groups:
Rating and Advisories (required): Teen Audiences (None)

Content Warnings (optional): None

Genre: Angst, Drama, Humor, Parody

Tropes: Star-Crossed Romance
Completed · Published: 21 Jul 2017 · Updated: 22 Jul 2017 · Words: 1463 · Chapters: 1 · Reviews: 5 · Likes: 2 · Reads: 912

Series: None





My name is Kathy and I'm going to have brown haired babies with round glasses as soon as my future husband stops bleeding on everything.

 

For BellaLestrange87's Parody Challenge (Parody of the 1995 movie While You Were Sleeping)


Characters: Dudley Dursley, Harry Potter, Original Female Character, Petunia Evans Dursley, Vernon Dursley

Pairings: OC/OC

Representation: None

Story Type: Challenge Entry, One-Shot

FFT Groups:
Rating and Advisories (required): Teen Audiences (None)

Content Warnings (optional): Breakups, Cheating

Genre: Parody

Tropes: Soulmates, Star-Crossed Romance
Completed · Published: 16 Jun 2017 · Updated: 19 Jun 2017 · Words: 2698 · Chapters: 1 · Reviews: 2 · Likes: 1 · Reads: 1121

Series: None





 

Have you ever pondered the relationship between Bellatrix Lestrange and Voldemort, and how Delphini Riddle actually came about?

No?

Me neither, but this is how it might have happened…

 

Written for BellaLestrange87's Parody Challenge


Characters: Bellatrix Black Lestrange, Voldemort/Tom Marvolo Riddle

Pairings: Unlisted Pairing

Representation: None

Story Type: Challenge Entry

FFT Groups:
Rating and Advisories (required): Mature Audiences (Domestic Abuse, Sexual Content, Slavery, Slurs)

Content Warnings (optional): None

Genre: Parody

Tropes: None
Completed · Published: 07 May 2017 · Updated: 03 Jun 2017 · Words: 3492 · Chapters: 1 · Reviews: 10 · Likes: 4 · Reads: 90

Series: None





Allegra Cordelia Pemberton is totally in love with Albus Potter, and it's totally the worst thing.

for BellaLestrange87's Parody Challenge


Characters: Albus Severus Potter, Original Female Character

Pairings: None

Representation: None

Story Type: One-Shot

FFT Groups:
Rating and Advisories (required): Mature Audiences (Slurs)

Content Warnings (optional): None

Genre: Parody

Tropes: None
Completed · Published: 30 May 2017 · Updated: 03 Jun 2017 · Words: 1781 · Chapters: 1 · Reviews: 1 · Likes: 1 · Reads: 46

Series: None





Written for BellaLestrange'87s Parody Challenge | Perfect banner by clowder@tda 



Due to an accident in Potion's class, Hermione Granger finds herself thrust back into the past. Will she find herself falling for someone unexpected? Of course she will, otherwise it wouldn't be a Time-Travel story.


Rating and Advisories (required): Mature Audiences (Substance Abuse)

Content Warnings (optional): None

Genre: Humor, Parody, Romance

Tropes: Rare Pair, Time-Travel
Incomplete · Published: 03 May 2017 · Updated: 06 May 2017 · Words: 2597 · Chapters: 3 · Reviews: 18 · Likes: 11 · Reads: 225

Series: None





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Even villains deserve a break. 

 

For 'The Parody Challenge' 

Banner Stille Nacht @ TDA

 


Characters: Voldemort/Tom Marvolo Riddle

Pairings: None

Representation: None

Story Type: Challenge Entry, One-Shot

FFT Groups:
Rating and Advisories (required): Teen Audiences (None)

Content Warnings (optional): None

Genre: Fluff, Humor, Parody

Tropes: Careers, Holidays
Completed · Published: 01 May 2017 · Updated: 01 May 2017 · Words: 2450 · Chapters: 1 · Reviews: 8 · Likes: 4 · Reads: 835

Series: Sitewide Stories of the Month





An extremely realistic story of two best friends at Hogwarts, one of whom wants to be more. Warning: contains a lot of unnecessary drama.

 

For BellaLestrange87's Parody Challenge

 


Characters: Albus Severus Potter, Original Female Character

Pairings: Albus Severus Potter/OC (Harry Potter)

Representation: None

Story Type: Challenge Entry, One-Shot

FFT Groups:
Rating and Advisories (required): Mature Audiences (Slurs)

Content Warnings (optional): None

Genre: Drama, Humor, Parody, Romance

Tropes: Friendship, School
Completed · Published: 28 Apr 2017 · Updated: 28 Apr 2017 · Words: 828 · Chapters: 1 · Reviews: 2 · Likes: 1 · Reads: 36

Series: None





Perfect banner by Bear&fox@tda!

Ever wondered about Pansy Parkinson's little-known half-sister? She's perfect and everyone loves her. So why do the people that she cares about keep dying?

 

Written for a Mary-Sue Challenge, where the MC takes herself and everything else way too seriously.


Characters: Draco Malfoy, Ginny Weasley, Luna Lovegood, Original Character, Pansy Parkinson, Severus Snape

Pairings: None

Representation: None

Story Type: Novella (under 50,000 words)

FFT Groups:
Rating and Advisories (required): Teen Audiences (None)

Content Warnings (optional): Breakups, War

Genre: Parody

Tropes: Fate/Prophecy
Completed · Published: 22 Apr 2017 · Updated: 23 Apr 2017 · Words: 24975 · Chapters: 7 · Reviews: 10 · Likes: 0 · Reads: 15012

Series: None





 

For some reason, there is a ball at Hogwarts. Draco Malfoy, for some other reason, is determined to ask Hermione Granger.

A parody.

 

banner by hotel california @ HPFT


Characters: Draco Malfoy, Harry Potter, Hermione Granger, Ron Weasley

Pairings: Draco Malfoy/Hermione Granger (HP)

Representation: None

Story Type: One-Shot

FFT Groups:
Rating and Advisories (required): Teen Audiences (None)

Content Warnings (optional): None

Genre: Fluff, Humor, Parody

Tropes: None
Completed · Published: 22 Apr 2017 · Updated: 22 Apr 2017 · Words: 1225 · Chapters: 1 · Reviews: 5 · Likes: 2 · Reads: 875

Series: None





Percy supposed he should have asked Oliver to help him first and then explain his current ab-session, instead of asking him to remove his shirt and let Percy take a 'gander' at his chest. (Percy/Oliver, a bromance) 


Characters: Oliver Wood, Penelope Clearwater, Percy Weasley

Pairings: None

Representation: None

Story Type: One-Shot

FFT Groups:
Rating and Advisories (required): Teen Audiences (None)

Content Warnings (optional): None

Genre: Angst, Fluff, Humor, Parody

Tropes: Friendship, Sports
Completed · Published: 05 Apr 2017 · Updated: 06 Apr 2017 · Words: 4560 · Chapters: 1 · Reviews: 1 · Likes: 1 · Reads: 1027

Series: None