Genre: Parody
It's the bottom of the ninth, the Order of the Phoenix is down by three, and the world is on the line.
Characters: Albus Dumbledore, Augustus Rookwood, Bellatrix Black Lestrange, Charlie Weasley, Fred Weasley I, Ginny Weasley, Harry Potter, Hermione Granger, Original Male Character, Percy Weasley, Ron Weasley, Severus Snape, Sirius Black, Vincent Crabbe Sr., Voldemort/Tom Marvolo Riddle, Walden Macnair
Pairings: None
Representation: None
Story Type: One-Shot
FFT Groups:
Completed ·
Published: 19 Aug 2020 ·
Updated: 01 Jun 2023 ·
Words: 1725 ·
Chapters: 1 ·
Reviews: 2 ·
Likes: 2 ·
Reads: 578
Series: None
How Draco Malfoy felt when his beloved drowned. And what he did next...
Rating and Advisories (required): Teen Audiences (None)
Content Warnings (optional): Cheating
Genre: Parody
Tropes: Rare Pair
Completed ·
Published: 29 Jun 2021 ·
Updated: 29 Jun 2021 ·
Words: 190 ·
Chapters: 1 ·
Reviews: 2 ·
Likes: 1 ·
Reads: 847
Series: None
Her wedding was going to be the stuff of fairytales. Her children were going to be beautiful. And her husband would cut a striking figure in his impeccably tailored robes on the day she buried him.
Completed ·
Published: 05 Sep 2020 ·
Updated: 05 Sep 2020 ·
Words: 7248 ·
Chapters: 1 ·
Reviews: 4 ·
Likes: 2 ·
Reads: 56
Series: None
Stories written for the House Cup and other forum events.
Completed ·
Published: 12 Sep 2019 ·
Updated: 26 Jun 2020 ·
Words: 1001 ·
Chapters: 2 ·
Reviews: 12 ·
Likes: 7 ·
Reads: 2710
Series: None
The students who are drawn to the Dark Arts are always sorted into Slytherin. The Dark Arts are completely forbidden at Hogwarts. Slytherin House is not happy about that at all. Parody one-shot nonsense.
image by Mottsnave
Completed ·
Published: 01 Apr 2020 ·
Updated: 05 Apr 2020 ·
Words: 529 ·
Chapters: 1 ·
Reviews: 2 ·
Likes: 1 ·
Reads: 742
Series: None
(banner by wonderful bibbs)
It's Chrismas Eve, and Remus wonders what would have happened in his life if he hadn't been bitten.
Rating and Advisories (required): Teen Audiences (Sexual Content, Violence)
Content Warnings (optional): Discrimination
Genre: Action/Adventure, Angst, AU, Drama, Fluff, General, Humor, Parody, Romance
Tropes: Forgiveness, Friendship, Holidays, Lycanthropy, Marriage, Questioning Identity
Completed ·
Published: 29 Sep 2018 ·
Updated: 18 Oct 2019 ·
Words: 5480 ·
Chapters: 1 ·
Reviews: 4 ·
Likes: 1 ·
Reads: 800
Series: None
glorious banner by the incomparable starbuck@TDA
It's 1875. Phineas Nigellus, young heir to the House of Black, has had his future planned for him since the day he was born.
But when, on a dark and stormy night, he meets an uninvited guest at his engagement party, his life will change forever in ways he could never have foreseen.
Before the end he will learn the price of duty, discover the meaning of true love, and cut down the legions of Hell.
Rating and Advisories (required): Mature Audiences (Sexual Content, Slurs, Violence)
Content Warnings (optional): Cheating, Discrimination
Genre: Action/Adventure, Crossover, Dark, Drama, Humor, Parody, Romance
Tropes: Family, Friends to Lovers, Friendship, Marriage, Questioning Identity, Star-Crossed Romance, Vampirism
Incomplete ·
Published: 14 Apr 2019 ·
Updated: 18 Jul 2019 ·
Words: 8706 ·
Chapters: 2 ·
Reviews: 26 ·
Likes: 13 ·
Reads: 212
Sometimes true love comes in unexpected ways...
For aelaia's Riddikulus Ship Challenge and for potionpartner's and wildest dream's What If Challenge
Dedicated to Sophie (Marauder Lady) <3
Golden Chalices 2020 runner-up: best light fic
Completed ·
Published: 19 Mar 2019 ·
Updated: 02 Apr 2019 ·
Words: 2895 ·
Chapters: 1 ·
Reviews: 18 ·
Likes: 6 ·
Reads: 686
Written for The Great Collab of 2018-2019
"Hey, I'm back from the Brink!" Fabian called out to the empty house as if anyone cared where he went or when he'd be back. Never mind that, because he had a plan.
Completed ·
Published: 28 Mar 2019 ·
Updated: 28 Mar 2019 ·
Words: 2565 ·
Chapters: 1 ·
Reviews: 2 ·
Likes: 0 ·
Reads: 1400
banner created by the talented crowsforbros
Hermione decides to hold a Bake Off for her favorite charity.
Written for:
UnluckyStar 57's 'The Great British Bake Off AU Challenge'
and
crestwood's 'Ensemble Challenge'
Characters: Draco Malfoy, Ginny Weasley, Harry Potter, Hermione Granger, Molly Weasley I, Rita Skeeter, Ron Weasley, Rubeus Hagrid, Teddy Lupin
Pairings: None
Representation: None
Story Type: Challenge Entry, Short Story (under 10,000 words)
FFT Groups:
Incomplete ·
Published: 23 Jan 2019 ·
Updated: 17 Feb 2019 ·
Words: 4163 ·
Chapters: 2 ·
Reviews: 8 ·
Likes: 3 ·
Reads: 70
Series: None
It's common sense to run away from Hogwarts with your straight male best friend when you’re pregnant with his cousin’s child. This is why Emma Green is a Ravenclaw.
For the New Beginnings challenge of the 2019 HPFT Collaboration. Sequel to The Art of Dramaticism.
Completed ·
Published: 16 Jan 2019 ·
Updated: 16 Jan 2019 ·
Words: 1963 ·
Chapters: 1 ·
Reviews: 5 ·
Likes: 0 ·
Reads: 62
cr.: vendetta@tda
Honestly, if someone told him this morning that he’s going to be attacked by a vampire on his way back from the library, rejected half a second later because apparently he’s not delicious enough for the guy’s liking, and then have said vampire concerned about his health – well, he’d tell them to check out the local GP when they next have the chance.
Surely this isn’t normal?
[Or: Sirius is desperate, and Remus is both anaemic and 500% done with the world.]
Completed ·
Published: 28 Apr 2018 ·
Updated: 30 Apr 2018 ·
Words: 4951 ·
Chapters: 1 ·
Reviews: 4 ·
Likes: 3 ·
Reads: 67
Series: None
Banner by enycha22 @ TDA.
There is no 'Bring a Muggle to School' Day, and I should stop insisting that there is.
MFWHATA 2018: WINNER for Best Laugh Out Loud Moment
Silver Scale 2015: WINNER for Best Humor
Rating and Advisories (required): Teen Audiences (None)
Content Warnings (optional): None
Genre: Fluff, Humor, Parody
Tropes: None
Completed ·
Published: 12 Apr 2018 ·
Updated: 13 Apr 2018 ·
Words: 1919 ·
Chapters: 1 ·
Reviews: 5 ·
Likes: 2 ·
Reads: 887
gorgeous banner by sammm@TDA
This story has it all! Flawless characters, magical makeup transformations, broom cupboards, evil queen bees, stolen kisses in the rain, and the token obnoxious friend who's unbelievably beautiful but somehow can’t hold down a boyfriend. It’s almost like it was written for PepperFinn’s Worst Story EVER Challenge.
Completed ·
Published: 31 Mar 2018 ·
Updated: 31 Mar 2018 ·
Words: 2016 ·
Chapters: 1 ·
Reviews: 1 ·
Likes: 0 ·
Reads: 41
Series: None
A retelling of the claymation classic Rudolph and the Island of Misfit Toys featuring a red-nosed Remus and not-really-a-Slytherin Sirius.
Completed ·
Published: 15 Jan 2018 ·
Updated: 17 Jan 2018 ·
Words: 8012 ·
Chapters: 1 ·
Reviews: 0 ·
Likes: 0 ·
Reads: 14
Series: None
Perilune: The closest point to the Moon in an object's orbit around it.
For BellaLestrange87's Parody Challenge
Dedicated to Lizzie, Kaitlin, and Sian
Completed ·
Published: 21 Jul 2017 ·
Updated: 22 Jul 2017 ·
Words: 1463 ·
Chapters: 1 ·
Reviews: 5 ·
Likes: 2 ·
Reads: 912
Series: None
My name is Kathy and I'm going to have brown haired babies with round glasses as soon as my future husband stops bleeding on everything.
For BellaLestrange87's Parody Challenge (Parody of the 1995 movie While You Were Sleeping)
Completed ·
Published: 16 Jun 2017 ·
Updated: 19 Jun 2017 ·
Words: 2698 ·
Chapters: 1 ·
Reviews: 2 ·
Likes: 1 ·
Reads: 1121
Series: None
Have you ever pondered the relationship between Bellatrix Lestrange and Voldemort, and how Delphini Riddle actually came about?
No?
Me neither, but this is how it might have happened…
Written for BellaLestrange87's Parody Challenge
Completed ·
Published: 07 May 2017 ·
Updated: 03 Jun 2017 ·
Words: 3492 ·
Chapters: 1 ·
Reviews: 10 ·
Likes: 4 ·
Reads: 90
Series: None
Allegra Cordelia Pemberton is totally in love with Albus Potter, and it's totally the worst thing.
for BellaLestrange87's Parody Challenge
Rating and Advisories (required): Mature Audiences (Slurs)
Content Warnings (optional): None
Genre: Parody
Tropes: None
Completed ·
Published: 30 May 2017 ·
Updated: 03 Jun 2017 ·
Words: 1781 ·
Chapters: 1 ·
Reviews: 1 ·
Likes: 1 ·
Reads: 46
Series: None
Written for BellaLestrange'87s Parody Challenge | Perfect banner by clowder@tda
Due to an accident in Potion's class, Hermione Granger finds herself thrust back into the past. Will she find herself falling for someone unexpected? Of course she will, otherwise it wouldn't be a Time-Travel story.
Characters: Albus Dumbledore, Harry Potter, Hermione Granger, Horace Slughorn, James Potter I, Lily Evans Potter, Minerva McGonagall, Peter Pettigrew, Remus Lupin, Ron Weasley, Severus Snape, Sirius Black
Pairings: Hermione Granger/Severus Snape (HP), James Potter I/Lily Evans (Harry Potter)
Representation: None
Story Type: Challenge Entry, Short Story (under 10,000 words)
FFT Groups:
Incomplete ·
Published: 03 May 2017 ·
Updated: 06 May 2017 ·
Words: 2597 ·
Chapters: 3 ·
Reviews: 18 ·
Likes: 11 ·
Reads: 225
Series: None
Even villains deserve a break.
For 'The Parody Challenge'
Banner Stille Nacht @ TDA
Completed ·
Published: 01 May 2017 ·
Updated: 01 May 2017 ·
Words: 2450 ·
Chapters: 1 ·
Reviews: 8 ·
Likes: 4 ·
Reads: 835
An extremely realistic story of two best friends at Hogwarts, one of whom wants to be more. Warning: contains a lot of unnecessary drama.
For BellaLestrange87's Parody Challenge
Completed ·
Published: 28 Apr 2017 ·
Updated: 28 Apr 2017 ·
Words: 828 ·
Chapters: 1 ·
Reviews: 2 ·
Likes: 1 ·
Reads: 36
Series: None
Perfect banner by Bear&fox@tda!
Ever wondered about Pansy Parkinson's little-known half-sister? She's perfect and everyone loves her. So why do the people that she cares about keep dying?
Written for a Mary-Sue Challenge, where the MC takes herself and everything else way too seriously.
Completed ·
Published: 22 Apr 2017 ·
Updated: 23 Apr 2017 ·
Words: 24975 ·
Chapters: 7 ·
Reviews: 10 ·
Likes: 0 ·
Reads: 15012
Series: None
For some reason, there is a ball at Hogwarts. Draco Malfoy, for some other reason, is determined to ask Hermione Granger.
A parody.
banner by hotel california @ HPFT
Rating and Advisories (required): Teen Audiences (None)
Content Warnings (optional): None
Genre: Fluff, Humor, Parody
Tropes: None
Completed ·
Published: 22 Apr 2017 ·
Updated: 22 Apr 2017 ·
Words: 1225 ·
Chapters: 1 ·
Reviews: 5 ·
Likes: 2 ·
Reads: 875
Series: None
Percy supposed he should have asked Oliver to help him first and then explain his current ab-session, instead of asking him to remove his shirt and let Percy take a 'gander' at his chest. (Percy/Oliver, a bromance)
Completed ·
Published: 05 Apr 2017 ·
Updated: 06 Apr 2017 ·
Words: 4560 ·
Chapters: 1 ·
Reviews: 1 ·
Likes: 1 ·
Reads: 1027
Series: None